Things that should never have been invented

Oh shoot, didn't realize it. LMFAO!

 

Your garage door shouldnt have been invented

 

^ it's really not poop green... I tried photoshoping but it didn't turn out the way It should have.

 

Hahahaha IBTL

 

a-friggin-men!!!

 

hey fellas......lets keep racial comments outta here.

 

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Agreed!!! Sketchers are the ones I was referring to

 

four loko is the shit!!!! just dont drink more than 2 cans or you will die lmao

and for my wish of something that was never invented..........
THIS THREAD
its gonna cause more problems than its worth. NO FIGHTING, were all friends here (maybe)

 

i see no fighting, just debating

i appologize if anyone finds any of my posts offensive, not the intention...

 

i dont find any posts offensive, everyone just really needs to watch what they say. the mods are probably on this thread like stink on shit hahaha, just playin around mods

 

My thoughts...

Tasers are awesome
Electric razors Are the shizz
Caller ID...how did we live without it?
Crocs - work a 16 hour shift on your feet and you might change your mind
Velcro shoes- our elderly would be bare foot - or would they wear fast flats?
Vitamins? - disagree

My additions-

Dollar stores-
headlight wipers-
Nike Pumps
BOSS jeans
JNCO jeans
water beds
Most things "As seen on TV"
N.Y. Yankees

 

has the shake weight been said?

Alright, this is more of a job, but this is the most USELESS job that has ever been invented: leaf blower guy.

Q: Why leaf blower guy?

A: That good for nothing walks down the side walk rearranging the grass blades, usually from one side of the side walk to the other. Maybe, if you're fucking lucky to be stuck with a leaf blower "specialist" he'll blow your grass clippings from the sidewalk to the the street. Why the HELL does this guys exist? He's not doing a goddamn thing and yet he probably makes more than you. AND he gets the bonus of drinking on the job.

What else should have never been invented...*

1. The snuggie. Its a fucking blanket with sleeves. There are already things called that.... ROBES
2. The iPad. Yes, I know I probably will get shit for this, but lets face it: its an iTouch on steroids and yet it's less versatile than a laptop, which now a days cost LESS than an iPad and will outperform it. Buying an iPad is not worth $500 or dealing with prototypical counter culture "elitist" that can usually be found reading his pseudo-marxist literature on this iPieceOfCrap
3. Dr. Spock, Dr. Phil, and all those other "Its not your fault its your parents/society/etc fault so act however you want to because you're not responsible for your own actions/your ego is existentially to blame for any misdeeds you do unto others " psycho-babbling quacks. If you want an example of how NOT to raise your kids, listen to them. Motherfuckers are dumber than sin, and people like them and who listen to them are the reason why this country is turning to shit. Why do I say that? Look around you or better yet, look in the mirror.
4. Heeleys. How lazy and fat can your kids get so that they need wheels in their shoes so that they don't have to walk. Another tool to further the pussification of America.
5. Political talk radio. Are you so damn stupid and cowardly that you need someone force feeding you their opinions so that you can conveniently bypass the whole inconvenience of thinking? Realize, oh self righteous lemming, there is a wide fucking gap between what's first hand knowledge, decision making, and what's being told to you.
6. War. Enough said.
7. Windows Vista
8. AMERICAN FUCKING IDOL AND ALL THOSE TERRIBLE REALITY SHOWS. Survivor? Are you kidding me? You take a group of lazy fatass American pussycakes whose version of "hunting" comes in the form of deciding what number they should have in the fast food drive-through menu to a country that's quite visible on a map and has had a population surviving for generations on FRUIT, FECAL MATTER, and FLIES and you tell them "Go for a couple of weeks and try not to get voted off the island". Talk about arrogance.
9. Beenie Weenies in MRE's. Whoever decided that a GI should have to endure eating those little specimens of nastiness should be punch repeatedly in the crotch.
10. The BET Channel.
11. My fiancee says this forum. Misguided woman.
12. Trendy misspellings of words. Womyn. Skillz. Nyugaz. Leet. Sorry, but that's all pretty retarded and if you have to resort to writing that, chances are you're at the same level as child molesters on the totem pole.
13. Drug Cartels.
14. "Civil rights" for prisoners e.g. Cable as a constitutional right for inmates. Stick them in a 8x8 cell 23.5 hours a day with no windows and a coffee can for a shitter and throw away the key. Give them those beanie weenies I mentioned earlier for food, three meals a day, every day. I guarantee you this: 90% of people who spend time in an environment like that WILL not be repeat offenders. You fuck up and get sent to jail, tough tittie. You should NOT be able to enjoy ANY rights that the rest of the law abiding world can enjoy.

aaaaaannnnd....

15. STD's.

*if you have a problem with what I'm saying because I'm not sugar-coating any of this, guess what, I don't give a damn.

 

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Also-

All the Political correctness we need now a days, it's all bullsh#%.
Not being able to spank your children
Susan G Komen and all charities where it makes their CEO's and board members rich.
I agree so much with survivor/american idol/america's got talent BLAH BLAH, man I hate that stuff
Is this more of a rant thread now?
Also hate all the forum "slang" FTW, FML, IMOP blah blah...can't anyone freakin spell it out? Is it too hard, or are you too lazy? ITAOTPWLTUTSCKMA - take that.

 

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YOU DON'T LIKE THE BRONX BOMBERS THATS YOUR OPINION IT'S LIKE BUTTHOLES EVERYONE HAS ONE BUT I HAVE TO DEFEND THEM BEING A NEW YORKER IDON'T TAKE OFFENSE TO IT JUST HAD TO ADD TO YOUR THREAD JUST SO FUNNY PEOPLE PISS ON ALL THE TEAMS AND CHEER FOR THEM AT THE SAME TIME ......................JUST LIKE THE JETS..........LMFAO

 

Susan G. Koman can lick my nuts. Why? BECAUSE BREAST CANCER HAS A 90% SURVIVAL RATE AND WOMEN CAN GET IMPLANTS TO HELP CORRECT THE VISUAL APPEARANCE OF A MASTECTOMY. Women, I'm sorry for your hurt feelings and self esteem when your tit gets lopped off because you have cancerous growth. Seriously I am. Even though you survived, the surgical augmentation to remove and replace that breast is so much more brutal than the prostate cancer that regularly kills men. It's probably more brutal than the other kinds of cancer that are causing a survival rate less than 90%. Let me get working on a cure for you. Like you said USFCON, its all about making money for all the wrong reasons. kthxbi.

Rant? I don't know about that, but fuck it, if someone asks a questions they best had be prepared for what they might receive as an answer.

There is a fine line between abusing your kids and whipping the shit out of a disobedient child. Ever wonder why the first 2/3rds of the 20th century didn't have school shootings and other examples of horrendous terror brought upon society by little shits of children? Parents had the opportunity to raise their children correctly. Corporal punishment, the bane of progressive "elitists" and other shitty parents, seemed to get the job done... And in the case of our failing country, its just part of what needs to be done for the next generation of citizens to perhaps reverse the harm their parents and grandparents did to our once proud and wonderful nation.

 

Ehh it's just cause my wife loves the yankees and I'm a Ray fan since day one, I always take a jab at em when I can

AMEN!

 

i dont have a problem with smaller hitches .... a 2" would have looked ridicilous on my old integra

 

as a former leaf blower guy we did not get the bonus of drinking on the job