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Things you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by DR007, Mar 28, 2014.

  1. Mar 28, 2014 at 7:40 AM
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    DR007

    DR007 [OP] Well-Known Member

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    MagnaFlow exhaust, K&N cold air intake, MB TKO wheels with 265/75/r16 Hankook Dynapro ATM, Blue Center shift LED color change, Map Lights with Dome, LED Map and Dome lights, Cluster Light Change, DTRL, Parking Light as Blinker, Blue A/C Control lights, Blue Clock, Bed Lights, Debadged tailgate, painted all exterior plastic trim, 6LZ Lightbars in grille, OTRATTW switches, Fog Light in Reverse light Mod, LED Blinkers all around, Projector Fog Lights, 15" blitzpro light bar, added hidden cig lighter port, custom plate front bumper, OME complete lift with 885 front coils, Ultraguage, CB radio 3' whips, 12v bed lighter port, Center Console Lights, AllProOffroad Sliders, 50" roof led light bar, 2 BlitzPro 6LZ Reverse Lights
    Let's see what everyone can come up with that you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend.

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    I'll start it off..

    My buddy's ride better than mine.
     
  2. Apr 13, 2014 at 5:04 PM
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    Fahrenheit

    Fahrenheit Rubberhead

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    OME 3" kit w/ Dakars Pelfreybilt Steel bumper/ IFS HomerTaco Ghost Raptor grill TRD Beadlock w/ 255/85/16 BFG M/T
  3. Apr 13, 2014 at 5:31 PM
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    somethinboutayota

    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Go to get alignment- replace whole front end
    Debadged and painted, plasti-dip bumper , Sock monkey decals, tool box, K&N cold air intake, flag holder/fishing pole holder, Satoshi, magnaflow 40 series, spidertrax wheel spacers, map lights, led reverse lights, led dash assembly lights, roof top LED bar
    "I do oil changes regularly"

    "Can I look in your glove box?"

    "It only took 20 mins to fill her up"

    "Isn't she a beauty"

    "Reminds me of me ex"

    "The car fax came back and looks like it was wrecked"

    "You POS keep going"

    "Now here is something I can bring back to my parents"

    "Does it have leather or synthetic?"

    "Totaled"

    "Chick magnet"

    "It slips right through the first three, but fourth is a little rough"

    "Does this thing have cup holders?"

    "Where do I put my USB port?"

    "Do you think if I slap it real good, it will fix the problem?"

    "I wonder what the trade in value is worth?"
     
  4. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:15 PM
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    somethinboutayota

    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Go to get alignment- replace whole front end
    Debadged and painted, plasti-dip bumper , Sock monkey decals, tool box, K&N cold air intake, flag holder/fishing pole holder, Satoshi, magnaflow 40 series, spidertrax wheel spacers, map lights, led reverse lights, led dash assembly lights, roof top LED bar
    "This thing needs detailed"
     
  5. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:17 PM
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    xgalvanxgx

    xgalvanxgx seymour butts

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    DTF Race Kit with 2.5 x 10 Kings, DMZ SUA rear with 16" triple bypass Kings, King bumpstops front and rear, 17" KMC beadlocks and 35's, front and rear DTF bumpers, front Fiberwerx glass and Mcneil trophy bedsides, K&N 77 Series Intake, Magnaflow, USA SPEC iPod Adapter, Rockford Fosgate 10" sub with custom box and amp. Andres' devil horn emblem, 50" D4 curved LED bar, HID converted hella 4000s.
    that ass? (in front of her parents) hahah
     
  6. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:18 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

    kenneth.morris07 كافر‎

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    Relentless Fab plate bumper,aFe Cold air intake, Spyder HIDs w/halo projectors and LEDs, 12" JL sub, RE tweeters and speakers, Kenwood Head unit, Autodim/temp/compass mirror from Bob, baffled oil catch can,
    "This undercarriage really needs a good washing"

    "Just put your foot into it"
     
  7. Apr 14, 2014 at 9:52 AM
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    somethinboutayota

    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Go to get alignment- replace whole front end
    Debadged and painted, plasti-dip bumper , Sock monkey decals, tool box, K&N cold air intake, flag holder/fishing pole holder, Satoshi, magnaflow 40 series, spidertrax wheel spacers, map lights, led reverse lights, led dash assembly lights, roof top LED bar
    Put the petal to the metal and make'r scream
     
  8. Apr 14, 2014 at 9:58 AM
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    Fluffymonkey

    Fluffymonkey Token

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    2007: Avid sliders, 30% front tint, Truxedo low-pro qt tonneu cover, aero turbine 2525 muffler w/ 8'' tip, AR25 Resonator, 16x8 Dick Cepek DC-1 w/ 265/75 Goodyear Wrangler Duratracs, 2010 headlights, ome 884 coils with .5'' top plate spacer, OME sport front shocks, blisten 5100s rear, 2'' aal, locking gas cap, LR ucas, Viper 2-way remote start, afe drop in filter, Rocky locking bike mounts, gear chest, scanguage, pop n lock tailgate lock 2013: most things transferred over from my 07, 5100s @ .85 + eibachs, wheelers progressive aal w/ overload
    That's one dirty taco
     
  9. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:05 AM
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    snowtank

    snowtank Where the fuck did my beer go!

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    Some stuff here and there....
    Lets go for a ride......get on in!
     
  10. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:07 AM
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    geekhouse23

    geekhouse23 The "Liftman" - Dr. Funker

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    You can fit five comfortably
     
  11. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:10 AM
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    BamaToy1997

    BamaToy1997 ASE Master Tech Vendor

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    "No, you can't take it for a test drive"

































    Yes, I do realize this is what you can say about your truck that you can't about your girlfriend. :p:p:p:p:p
     
  12. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:12 AM
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    geekhouse23

    geekhouse23 The "Liftman" - Dr. Funker

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    It was my grandfather's, then my dad's and now it's mine. I hope to leave it to my son one day.
     
  13. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:15 AM
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    1TUFFTRD

    1TUFFTRD WTF

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    Rides a lil stiff
     
  14. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:23 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

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    It's sooo quiet.

    I smacked her pretty hard last night.
     
  15. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:26 PM
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    Cr250jumper

    Cr250jumper Señor member

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    The moon
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    Tacoma with some stuff melted to it
    Suspension is a little sloppy
     
  16. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:26 PM
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    XXXX

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    she can take a beating
     
  17. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:27 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

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    Relentless Fab plate bumper,aFe Cold air intake, Spyder HIDs w/halo projectors and LEDs, 12" JL sub, RE tweeters and speakers, Kenwood Head unit, Autodim/temp/compass mirror from Bob, baffled oil catch can,
    Sags a bit in the ass end.
     
  18. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:31 PM
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    Odie M

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    I like playing in the mud. :eek:
     
  19. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:32 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

    kenneth.morris07 كافر‎

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    Relentless Fab plate bumper,aFe Cold air intake, Spyder HIDs w/halo projectors and LEDs, 12" JL sub, RE tweeters and speakers, Kenwood Head unit, Autodim/temp/compass mirror from Bob, baffled oil catch can,
    The last guy who had her broke her in really good.
     
  20. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:39 PM
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    4runnercaged

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    i can say this without getting my ass kicked
    "god dam piece of shit!! stop breaking and stay on all fours!!"
     
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