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Things you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by DR007, Mar 28, 2014.

  1. Mar 28, 2014 at 7:40 AM
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    DR007

    DR007 [OP] Well-Known Member

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    '06 DCSB PreRunner
    MagnaFlow exhaust, K&N cold air intake, MB TKO wheels with 265/75/r16 Hankook Dynapro ATM, Blue Center shift LED color change, Map Lights with Dome, LED Map and Dome lights, Cluster Light Change, DTRL, Parking Light as Blinker, Blue A/C Control lights, Blue Clock, Bed Lights, Debadged tailgate, painted all exterior plastic trim, 6LZ Lightbars in grille, OTRATTW switches, Fog Light in Reverse light Mod, LED Blinkers all around, Projector Fog Lights, 15" blitzpro light bar, added hidden cig lighter port, custom plate front bumper, OME complete lift with 885 front coils, Ultraguage, CB radio 3' whips, 12v bed lighter port, Center Console Lights, AllProOffroad Sliders, 50" roof led light bar, 2 BlitzPro 6LZ Reverse Lights
    Let's see what everyone can come up with that you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend.

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    I'll start it off..

    My buddy's ride better than mine.
     
  2. Apr 13, 2014 at 5:04 PM
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    Fahrenheit

    Fahrenheit Rubberhead

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    OME 3" kit w/ Dakars Pelfreybilt Steel bumper/ IFS (Spring install) HomerTaco Ghost Raptor grill (Spring install) TRD Beadlock w/ 255/85/16 BFG M/T
  3. Apr 13, 2014 at 5:31 PM
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    somethinboutayota

    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Go to get alignment- replace whole front end
    Debadged and painted, plasti-dip bumper , Sock monkey decals, tool box, K&N cold air intake, flag holder/fishing pole holder, Satoshi, magnaflow 40 series, spidertrax wheel spacers, map lights, led reverse lights, led dash assembly lights, roof top LED bar
    "I do oil changes regularly"

    "Can I look in your glove box?"

    "It only took 20 mins to fill her up"

    "Isn't she a beauty"

    "Reminds me of me ex"

    "The car fax came back and looks like it was wrecked"

    "You POS keep going"

    "Now here is something I can bring back to my parents"

    "Does it have leather or synthetic?"

    "Totaled"

    "Chick magnet"

    "It slips right through the first three, but fourth is a little rough"

    "Does this thing have cup holders?"

    "Where do I put my USB port?"

    "Do you think if I slap it real good, it will fix the problem?"

    "I wonder what the trade in value is worth?"
     
  4. Apr 13, 2014 at 5:35 PM
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    Ahshiet

    Ahshiet Well-Known Member

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    09 MG Sport DC 4x4
    Set #1 16x10 ion alloy wheel 31x12.5 super swampers Set#2 17x9 KMC Diesel black 305/65/17 M/T ATZ baja Set#3 TRD offroad wheels painted wrinkle black with H/T tire 275/70/16 Set#4 Weld racing 16x12 Typhoon with 305/70/16 BF KO tires Set#5 Weld racing 16.5x12 36x16 fun country Set#6 TRD rugged edition wheels 305/75/16 baja claws Set#7 16x10 procomp steel "beadlooks" 33x12.50 TSL Boggers Spider track spacers in front Wet Okole black seat covers fronts with pockets,back and armrest HIDs high Lexus projector fogs h11 hid 3500k Toyota bed mat black trd exhaust Fujita intake black Xrunner badges carbon fiber door sills Alpine double din 2 8" bazookas (modded) 2 Alpine type-r 8's in tubes Rockford fosgate 1500w silverstar blinker bulbs front and back Led lic plate bulbs Led dome light Led map lights Black eBay headlights VHT night shade tails and 3rd brake light Custom made rear fog lights(next to 3rd brake light) Sticker bombed bed walls and pass. A-pill
    "Should I pull out"
     
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  5. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:15 PM
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    somethinboutayota

    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Go to get alignment- replace whole front end
    Debadged and painted, plasti-dip bumper , Sock monkey decals, tool box, K&N cold air intake, flag holder/fishing pole holder, Satoshi, magnaflow 40 series, spidertrax wheel spacers, map lights, led reverse lights, led dash assembly lights, roof top LED bar
    "This thing needs detailed"
     
  6. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:17 PM
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    xgalvanxgx

    xgalvanxgx seymour butts

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    Camburg LT front with 2.5 x 8 Kings, Camburg Spindles, DMZ SUA rear with 16" triple bypass Kings, King bumpstops front and rear, 17" KMC beadlocks and 35's, front and rear DTF bumpers, McNeil front glass and Glassworks bedsides, K&N 77 Series Intake, Magnaflow, USA SPEC iPod Adapter, Rockford Fosgate 10" sub with custom box and amp. Andres' devil horn emblem.
    that ass? (in front of her parents) hahah
     
  7. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:18 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

    kenneth.morris07 كافر‎

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    aFe Cold air intake, Spyder HIDs w/halo projectors and LEDs, 12" JL sub, RE tweeters and speakers, Kenwood Head unit, Autodim/temp/compass mirror from Bob, baffled oil catch can
    "This undercarriage really needs a good washing"

    "Just put your foot into it"
     
  8. Apr 14, 2014 at 9:52 AM
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    somethinboutayota

    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Go to get alignment- replace whole front end
    Debadged and painted, plasti-dip bumper , Sock monkey decals, tool box, K&N cold air intake, flag holder/fishing pole holder, Satoshi, magnaflow 40 series, spidertrax wheel spacers, map lights, led reverse lights, led dash assembly lights, roof top LED bar
    Put the petal to the metal and make'r scream
     
  9. Apr 14, 2014 at 9:58 AM
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    Fluffymonkey

    Fluffymonkey Token

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    2007: Avid sliders, 30% front tint, Truxedo low-pro qt tonneu cover, aero turbine 2525 muffler w/ 8'' tip, AR25 Resonator, 16x8 Dick Cepek DC-1 w/ 265/75 Goodyear Wrangler Duratracs, 2010 headlights, ome 884 coils with .5'' top plate spacer, OME sport front shocks, blisten 5100s rear, 2'' aal, locking gas cap, LR ucas, Viper 2-way remote start, afe drop in filter, Rocky locking bike mounts, gear chest, scanguage, pop n lock tailgate lock 2013: most things transferred over from my 07, 5100s @ .85 + eibachs, wheelers progressive aal w/ overload
    That's one dirty taco
     
  10. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:05 AM
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    snowtank

    snowtank whys the rum gone

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    Some stuff here and there....
    Lets go for a ride......get on in!
     
  11. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:07 AM
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    geekhouse23

    geekhouse23 DCSBORFTMFW

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    You can fit five comfortably
     
  12. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:10 AM
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    BamaToy1997

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    "No, you can't take it for a test drive"

































    Yes, I do realize this is what you can say about your truck that you can't about your girlfriend. :p:p:p:p:p
     
  13. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:12 AM
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    geekhouse23

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    It was my grandfather's, then my dad's and now it's mine. I hope to leave it to my son one day.
     
  14. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:15 AM
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    1TUFFTRD

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    out and about building powerlines
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    Rides a lil stiff
     
  15. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:23 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

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    aFe Cold air intake, Spyder HIDs w/halo projectors and LEDs, 12" JL sub, RE tweeters and speakers, Kenwood Head unit, Autodim/temp/compass mirror from Bob, baffled oil catch can
    It's sooo quiet.

    I smacked her pretty hard last night.
     
  16. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:26 PM
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    Cr250jumper

    Cr250jumper Señor member

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    The moon
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    Tacoma with some stuff melted to it
    Suspension is a little sloppy
     
  17. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:26 PM
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    XXXX

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    she can take a beating
     
  18. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:27 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

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    aFe Cold air intake, Spyder HIDs w/halo projectors and LEDs, 12" JL sub, RE tweeters and speakers, Kenwood Head unit, Autodim/temp/compass mirror from Bob, baffled oil catch can
    Sags a bit in the ass end.
     
  19. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:31 PM
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    Odie M

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    I like playing in the mud. :eek:
     
  20. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:32 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

    kenneth.morris07 كافر‎

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    aFe Cold air intake, Spyder HIDs w/halo projectors and LEDs, 12" JL sub, RE tweeters and speakers, Kenwood Head unit, Autodim/temp/compass mirror from Bob, baffled oil catch can
    The last guy who had her broke her in really good.
     
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