Things you wouldn't say while running into a room?

I'm a fan of the show "Tosh.0". I had found youtube videos last night of people who posted videos of "things you wouldn't say while running into a room". Tosh had told people on his show to do this and post it online.

So I am asking you people of TW. What are things you wouldn't say while running into a room? Post them up. Lets have some fun and a few laughs.

So you run into a room and say........

"Note" Because of the forum rules I'm sure that some of you are going to say something really nasty to get a laugh out of the rest of us. There maybe someone who might not find it funny, maybe even offensive. So please keep the crudeness to a minimum.

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I run into a room and say, "officer, I swear she was over 18".

And your turn. And GO!

 

I dunno, I think you would say that more likely as you were running out of a room.