thinking bout getting a cat

Maybe a sled dog deal

 

That might be it.lol

 

That whole thing right there defines my adopted stray kitten (now cat with balls soon to be cut off) he does the same stuff, if I let him sleep in the house at night he wakes me up a 5:00am on the fking dot every morning! Just for whatever reason I have yet to figure out, there is food in the bowl, it has water, it jumps on my shoulder and meows super loud and still scares the crap outta me every time..I let it outside and it doesnt want to get out it tries to come back in WTF??

But I like him, he hangs around here while I work usually, or out killing lizards, gophers, rabbits, birds, mice, and whatever comes next...but I can leave and have the neighbor put food out to feed it..

He just showed up all skinny one day moewing at me and I fed it, and ever since then he hangs out on his "blanket" wherever you put it, so I sort of trained him where his "spot" is, he doesnt try to scratch furniture or carpet, sp far so good i guess......

 

Your a better person than me.

 

Having an outdoor cat is like feeding wildlife. I see no real benefit, they only come back when they are hungry or during inclimate weather (sometimes). Plus, they walk on the neighbor's cars and scratch the paint when they slide off. Or hide in the neighbor's open top Jeep and jump out at you when you pull out of the driveway scaring the sh!t out of you!

 

Not all men who are homosexual own cats, but all men who own cats are homosexual.
What the hell do want a cat for? If you're that hard up for companionship, get out of the house and find a girlfriend, get a dog, go join the American Legion, something. Don't buy a cat.
A dude owning a cat is absolutely gay. Get a cat if you need to, but don't flaunt your feline companionship in front of any of your friends, unless you enjoy getting ripped on and looking like an enormous queer.

 

my roommates dog eats my cats pewp and then throws up about a half hour later

 

Obvious troll is obvious

 

all i can say is cats HATE ME!!! for real they do! like every cat i have been around scratches me or bits me!! i even had a girl tell me her cat has never bit or scratched anyone. well i was at her house in her room. the cat jumped in my lap. i tried to pet it. but it bit AND scratched. i tried not to get to mad. because the girl was hot.

 

And douche of the year award goes to...asstardjunglefucker!

No, your 'wrong-in-the-eyes-of-god-and-junglesucker" relationship with with a female mallard duck is.


And OZ.

 

Quit ducking fucks and fucking ducks.

Stay away from OZ...you'll catch Canadian otherwise. I hear it's incurable.