This is almost too easy

Ok ok here is a pic of the FB girl
and the rest of the story. I was in town this morning when I see some guy in a lifted chevy flashing lights at me. I pull over. Some 16 year old punk (I guess im old enough to say that now ) Jumps out walks over to my window and screams at me that he will "beat a mud hole in my ass and walk it dry." I calmly tell him to calm his little ass down (he was 5'5" and maybe 150 lb soaking wet) and tell my why he is upset. He goes off talking about how I was hitting on his gf last night and he found the messages. I laugh and told him that his girl was messaging me. Long story short he gets madder tells me to meet him at the park at 1. Lol guess I'll tell you how the beat down goes in about a hr.

 

Yep yep...what he said.

 

Based on the pic, wtf are u doing wasting time on the computer???

Also, "Meet me at the playground at 1?" What kind of grade school shit is that? Throw down right there or get back in your truck and stfu.

 

Dude you're 18. You shouldn't have a GF in the first place. You should be banging as much free-range tail as you can possibly find. Save the GF's for when you're slowing down in life and don't care about variety.

 

It's actually pretty easy. Put your ego in check, and make it known to her that it's not acceptable and end the chat. The longer you entertain it, the worse it will get. You might even catch hell for even talking about it. Those kind of things never really turn out well. Your gf finds out, you get the boot or she'll never trust you again. If your girl drops you and you turn to FB girl, she'll never really trust you either because she knows your willing to cheat.

 

Code:

Well if ur 18 and he's 16,I'd say don't do anything,really not worth it,just go back home and get some from ur girlfriend of 2 yrs

 

Yep. You're a legal adult. Changes the game.

 

Well can i send a surrogate fighter to let the little bastard get what he deserves?

 

Just bang his girl. thats worse than a beat down anyhow.

 

You are an idiot if you don't violate said facebook girl in the filthiest of ways imaginable. If not pm me her nubmer. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.

 

That was the entire dillema in the 1st place. lol I just cant do it to my gf even tho i kno how good the FB girl is. mmmmmmmmm good times

 

On a side note, why the hell are southern women so damn hot? I went to Oklahoma not too long ago and even the fat ones were smokin!

 

Oh there are plennnntyyy of fugly ones believe me

 

I think it all depends what is most important to you: short term pleasure or long-term meaningful relationship? You can't have both, unless you don't have a conscience and just don't give a crap about anyone but yourself. In which case I say go for it.

 

Ok this punk is txtn me now ?

Mark L.: I hope youre ready to get your ass kicked
Me: What the hell is your problem dude? I really dont think you want to do this
Mark L: Oh I want to. And im gonna take your girl after I beat your ass.

If i go to jail will one of y'all bail me out lol jk

 

Too late...

 

Easy man. If you've got a good girl. Why Cheat?

Flip it the other way around. Wouldn't you be pissed if you were good to your girl and she had dudes throwing Dick towards her. Then she thinks. . .How do I resist these Dicks coming towards my "V" & my Mouth? Yeah, you'd be mad.

Come one man. If you're tempted to stray. Go Rouge & have blast. You're young anyways. .


When I was 18 . . . Nuff Said.
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I wasnt throwing dick at her. She was throwing V at me. I hit it back before I got with my gf. I didnt cheat nor did I last night. I got off chat b4 it got too far and i was too tempted (and yes I was tempted just bc of the memories) but the little fella is just pissing me off ab it all

 

^ Matt re-read what I typed again. Reading is Fund-A-Mental.
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