This is why you need a softopper

Would have to be running on chuck piss instead of gas.

E85 flex fuel Chuck Norris flexes fuel

 

No topper > tri fold hard topper> full length hard topper > tri fold soft topper > roll up topper

 

Next person who needs the ban hammer, lets drop this on them instead.

 

The real question is, how the hell did he put it there, lol

 

Obvious answer is.... he must be Chuck Norris

 

The last time Chuck Norris pissed in a gas tank, we got what is now called Optimus Prime.

 

The world may never know what or how that got into the bed... OP posted and bailed lol

 

Smitty strikes again

 

I’m not feeling that trays cool any more.

 

Just depends...

 

I remember making a model of the solar system in science class. I wanted to have the best and biggest model, but this is a bit extreme isn't it? If that is the moon, I want to see how you haul Jupiter.

 

I thought Uranus was the biggest

 

Does Sigourney weaver know you stole her alien pod?

 

Some say he's still unloading that rock to this day

 

That's no moon...

 

If I had a “I really wanna be an suv” attachment, I’d want it to disappear in way less than 5 minutes.

 

That was our secret.

 

An alien will crack it open, and run out into traffic. hopefully

 

At least we know the city in Colorado where that picture was taken...

Hint...near Thornton...