This ones for you Chris

hahahaha. I used MAF sensor cleaner to kill a fly mid-flight yesterday. Nice

 

much worse experience than mine.

when i was a kid i woke up with one of those wolf spiders on my face. it was one big fucker.

i was so scared that i literally grabbed and through it and ran away screaming like a little bish!



heres what one looks like.

 

but yea fuck spiders. best method of disposal is by aerosol can and lighter.

heres one of my youtube mountain bike videos when i came across a tarantula

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vObt5vGZgHE

 

I would go MB riding in Chino State park and the male tarantulas would be swarming looking for the females, hundreds all over the place, we called them speed bumps.

 

Damn. That sucks.

I do not care for spiders (except strangely tarantulas don't bother me).

My own short story: a couple weeks ago my mom and I were driving around town in my Tacoma. It was dark and I felt something on my arm, put my arm up in the light of a streetlight and saw a spider in silhouette on my arm. I flipped out. Almost forgot to stop at a stop sign and was waving my arm around wildly, screaming like a little girl, "Spider!!! Get it off me!!!"

Managed to stop my truck partway across the intersection where I almost missed the stop sign, and luckily it was off my arm. But that was almost worse because then it was somewhere in my Tacoma and I couldn't see it and it was dark. Every time I felt anything on me for the next few minutes I jumped (and of course then I had the creepy crawlies so I was pretty sure I felt a small army of spiders was walking on me). So I am not sure how I didn't get a reckless driving ticket.

When my mom got her laughter under control she told me to stop the truck and she drove. "Honestly, Beth. All this over a tiny spider."

I'm telling you though, it was ENORMOUS.

 

HA! I know exactly how you feel, spiders DO serve a useful purpose , but will not tolerate them too close to me or on me , then its a death sentence for them...

 

That's pretty much how I feel about them: if they are out in nature where they belong and therefore aren't in my space I leave them alone. If they are on me or in my truck or house, I kill them.

 

Hello Chris

 

Hey, did you see the premier for Mockingbird Lane last Friday?

How'd you like the scene when Lily appeared?

I'm thinking, "Ooh... nice... gonna see some boobie-side? Oh cool... Chris is gonna freak"

 

Check it out... yummy boobies!