This pisses me off to no end...

Know what you mean. My favorite beverage wont fit either

 

You forgot something:

DISCLAIMER: TACOMA WORLD DOES NOT PROMOTE DRINKING & DRIVING.

So if you're gonna put anything alcoholic in the truck - it better be UN-OPENED and en-route from store to your home.

Nuff said!

 

Sooo..... You're saying you don't have to push the empties out of the way when you're gonna shoot outta the back of your Tacoma?

 

Ummm.....

 

I think Roland's tryin to poke at Isocoee or somethin???

 

It's a JOKE dude....lighten up. Thanks for the advice though!

 

Dont worry man, most of us took it as such!

 

Speakin' of drinks, any of you fine folks remember Tahiti Treat? For you young whipper-snappers, don't even bother 'cause I ain't takin' any heat about my T' Treat.

 

Yes, I remember Tahitian Treat.

 

exactly, you should NEVER have an open beer can in you cup holder, those are for soft drinks only. the open beers go in your two can beer helmet so you can keep both hands on your steering wheel while you drive....

 

holds a beer can just fine

 

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I remember Tahitian Treat also, with my blood sugar as it is, it would probably kill me. If I ever head to the islands, I would like to find a "Tahiti Treat", but that would probably kill me tooooo.........................

 

When I`m driving I drive. When I`m drinking, I drink.
I am not opposed to drinking and driving. Most of my friends do it. The Taco makes it easier. I just find it a distraction. But then I could say the same for women.

 

LOL that made me spit out my morning Captain Morgan & Coke. j/k
It did make me LOL, I needed that this morning!

 

here's the key. it takes about just a little while for the booze to kick in after you drink it. so here's what you do. you get in your truck, shotgun 2 beers and take 3 shots. then before that booze has time to kick in, you crank up your truck and floor the shit out of it and get where your going before you get drunk. you'll have about 7 or 8 minutes to get to your destination. so the key to drinking and driving while staying safe is to binge drink and drive as fast and recklessly as possible. Although if you are driving and feel the booze start to kick in, you need to immediately pull over and wait till you sober up. once you sober up, shotgun some more beers and drink some more wild turkey and start driving like a bat out of hell again. repeat these steps till you get where you're going or end up in the back of a squad car, whichever comes first.

 

No, no, no! When you are too drunk to drive you let Jesus take the wheel, and you can keep drinking. Works everytime!

 

Here`s how I looked when the squad car picked me up from the airport.



Here`s how I looked blowing a .24 BAC. We have PBA`s now, We were having a contest. I still passed the field sobriety test.