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This wedding sucks.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by wildjerseyfirefighter, Feb 19, 2012.

  1. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:06 PM
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    crazyengineer

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    i was really hoping someone would get the reference.....from X men origins....Wad starts talking about whipping a couple of swords out at his Ex's wedding.....and talks about how they are hard to forget

    I am trying to find a video
     
  2. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:06 PM
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    or like someone said start a small fire.
     
  3. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:07 PM
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    crazyengineer

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    candles work great with rum.......

    unless you dont want to waste the rum
     
  4. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:09 PM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
  5. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:12 PM
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    Pull the lever for the fire alarm.
     
  6. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:13 PM
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    .........not if one of the 10 year old girls does it.............:eek:
     
  7. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:15 PM
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    skidooman I'm your huckleberry

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    Not if you start a fire first...
     
  8. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:22 PM
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    skidooman I'm your huckleberry

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    This
     
  9. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:22 PM
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  10. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:31 PM
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    Call the police and file a noise complaint.

    Say you hear shouting and screaming (like a concerned neighbor).

    Should cause quite a stir at the party and let you leave, lol.
     
  11. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:33 PM
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    Have someone call in a bomb threat. Also felony but effective :D
     
  12. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:33 PM
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    See how many pelts you can hump without your girlfriend noticing
     
  13. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:36 PM
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    Ah marriage - betting someone half your shit that you will love them forever.
     
  14. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:38 PM
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    Another pelt for the lodge pole.
     
  15. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:50 PM
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    Step 1: Find a pair of shades
    Step 2: put your finger to your ear and talk into your cuff as casual as possible
    Step 3: Make your way to the most gullable person you can find.
    Step 3: Confront them and demand launch codes and its of grave importance.
    Step 4: go back to the ear cuff move I described earlier state the mission is comprimised.
    Step 5: Take of running
    Step 6: Find a new target and repeat.
     
  16. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:58 PM
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    tho some kinda drink on the bride! :D and flip all the tables and or stack them and get on top and “I’M KING OF THE WORLD”! AND BEAT YOU’R CHEAST LIKE IN THE APE MOVIE.
     
  17. Feb 19, 2012 at 5:02 PM
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    All weddings suck, just keep drinking till its over or you pass out. Whatever comes first.
     
  18. Feb 19, 2012 at 5:03 PM
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    Ha classic........

    Step 1: observe someone eating
    Step 2: take off your jacket and make your shirt and pants make them look as dirty as possible
    Step 3: tussle your hair
    Step 4: sprint twords target
    Step 5: knock the fork out of thier hands and start pantig
    Step 6: Take out you phone and say into your phone "I've made it in time the gate keeper is safe"
    Step 7: Run away while screaming "the future is in you hands chosen one"
     
  19. Feb 19, 2012 at 5:06 PM
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    Here's an adult suggestion; be polite, act like a gentleman, put up with them.
     
  20. Feb 19, 2012 at 6:16 PM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter [OP] I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    Holy shat this took off, yes open bar but im driving..i got caught on tw by the gf, she was pissed, but she'll get over it
     

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