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This weeks Darwin award winner is.......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. Mar 10, 2009 at 7:46 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520

    LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.
    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
    The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police.
    County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.
     
  2. Mar 10, 2009 at 7:51 AM
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    sooner07

    sooner07 1/2 man 1/2 amazing

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    Can't be an award winner until she dies... but a runner up, perhaps. :D
     
  3. Mar 10, 2009 at 7:53 AM
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    Jester243

    Jester243 rabble rabble rabble

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    You have got to be kidding me ...... ouch........ fricken ouch. They walk amongst us.
    Was a jackhammer unavailable?
     
  5. Mar 10, 2009 at 7:54 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Jack hammer was a bit more money......Either that, or Tigerfan was useing it...
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:21 AM
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    mjp2

    mjp2 Living vicariously though myself Moderator

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    One only has to remove their genes from the reproductive pool to be eligible. If either of them were rendered sterile through this process then we may have a nominee! :D
     
  7. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:22 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    My bad....:eek:
     
  8. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:24 AM
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    :smack:

    :p
     
  9. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:30 AM
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    Hmmm, that guy might be on to something...
     
  10. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:34 AM
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    Wow people really are freakin stupid. :laugh:
     
  11. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:40 AM
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    I like that it has a very romantic fist attachment.
     
  12. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:59 AM
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    Why does that fist look so familiar ...... is that Chuck Norris' extra fist. Man that thing will show up anywhere. Is there a donkey punch setting on that gizmo?
     
  13. Mar 10, 2009 at 9:28 AM
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    Yes. And Im sure it has many aplications...
     
  14. Mar 10, 2009 at 9:29 AM
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    Im sure it can be ordered with one....as well as a "Shut-the-fuck-up" setting...
     
  15. Mar 10, 2009 at 9:33 AM
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    Weird story..... So I guess the hole will be bigger now?? He should have just used a hole saw!:eek:
     
  17. Mar 10, 2009 at 10:58 AM
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    There should be a large build up of scar tissue, so the hole should get smaller.
     
  18. Mar 10, 2009 at 11:00 AM
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    Hmmm, good point....:rolleyes:
     
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