Thread for the Preggos

You guys are such PIGS saying the things you are.

You try to deal with getting a belly the size of a watermelon and pushing it out a hole the size of... never mind that part

You deal with the weight gain, swollen ankles, gas, etc, etc... Not to mention LABOR which would probably KILL most of you.

You might get a little hormonal too...

 

Reading all this makes me pleased we're not planning on having kids. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Just not for me.

 

Sergio, you forgot the option for

"No, I made sure shes on the pill".

 

Can't trust that. What if it's the fake pills she's gobbling down? Those placebo bastards they give them for the other week of the month.

Yeah having to deal with cleaning up after her 3 cats, taking out all the garbage and doing all the cleaning cause all the smells make her barf, same with cooking. House work makes her feet and back hurt.

Hell, pregnant women have it easy. You get to become men for 9 months. You eat whatever you want, you produce more gas than us which is surprising, you lounge around doing nothing cause you're so tired and you scratch everywhere and any where cause you don't give a crap what other people think anymore. Shorts a shitty T-shirt and flip flops are ample clothing for any occasion cause you're comfortable.

And second of all, women who've had kidney stones say that hurts more than child birth. Men who've had kidney stones say getting kicked in the nuts hurts more.

Child birth happens maybe 3 times in a woman's life and they WANT it. We said get a dog, but nnnnoooooo.

Getting nailed in the nuts and berries is as easy as sitting down wrong.


End rant.

 

I should have expected that response from you, Sergio.

 

I'm not having any kids also .
But CONGRATS to all of you who are!

Seems like all my friends are having babies all at the same time...8 couples just had or are about to have babies . I'm going to have to find new friends, everyone will have little kids and we will be the only ones without .

 

There's only one way to be sure... Vasectomy!

 

There must be something in the water out there!

No way any tools are going near the hootus or jewels.

Wrap it, or fap it.

 

Meh, second we're done having kids, I'm getting the snip. Fuck rubbers. I might as well be humping the partition in the sofa cushions for all the sensation they allow.

 

My thoughts exactly

Pills or snip snip is the only way to go.

 

It's like Hicks said.

"I saw we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Only way to be sure."

 

December 3rd here.

Your wife is due Dec 12th and she's pulling all of that already? Wow. Talk about taking advantage of the situation. Wise up, and stop putting up with that Krazie, otherwise, you're going to have a hell of a time come November when she's making you dress her because she can't bend over to tie her shoes.

 

Men Told Have Sex Daily to Boost Sperm Quality, Fertility
Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Daily sex can improve the genetic quality of a man’s sperm and could enhance his chances of fathering a child, new research has suggested.

Couples who are trying for a baby are often advised to have sex every other day, so that the man’s sperm count has time to recover, but scientists in Australia have discovered that this may lower some men’s fertility.

While abstaining from sex for a few days does boost sperm counts, sperm quality as well as quantity is important to male fertility and this can be damaged if a man ejaculates too infrequently.

A study at Sydney IVF, a center for infertility treatment, has found that daily sex for a seven-day period substantially improves the genetic quality of sperm, without lowering sperm counts enough to impair fertility. Scientists plan to examine whether this also affects pregnancy rates.

Dr. David Greening, who led the research, said that for some couples, having intercourse every day during the woman’s most fertile period could make all the difference to their efforts to start a family.

The findings, which he presented Monday at the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology conference in Amsterdam, could also have important implications for couples having IVF.

Men are usually advised to abstain for ejaculation for three days before providing a sperm sample for fertilising their partner’s eggs and many couples do not have regular sex while going through IVF. “It could be that it’s better to keep the river flowing at this time,” Greening said.

When men go without ejaculating, the number of sperm stored in the epididymis at the top of the testicle increases, hence the standard advice to have sex every two to three days if you are trying to conceive.

The longer that sperm sits in the epididymis, however, the more genetic damage it accumulates through exposure to heat and to oxygen free radicals. Regular ejaculation empties this sperm reservoir, ensuring that newly-produced sperm of higher genetic quality can get out.

 

A great excuse to masturbate

 

Dang, don't they make any soft cardboard?

 

Dec 9th here...

 

Speaking of Geek... You should make his middle name Twentitu

 

I'm proud of all you young studs! Keep bangin away!!! We need more babies and TAXPAYERS!!!