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Tiger Woods jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Dec 3, 2009.

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  1. Dec 3, 2009 at 2:38 PM
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    funny stuff keep it coming
     
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  2. Dec 3, 2009 at 2:45 PM
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    What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.
     
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  3. Dec 3, 2009 at 2:54 PM
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    “Most have noted the microscope that all celebrities live under; left unsaid was the point that perhaps one ought to remember that microscope doesn’t just focus on good behavior.”
     
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  4. Dec 3, 2009 at 2:59 PM
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    this made me chuckle.. heard it on the radio this mornin..

    "why is everyone makin such a big deal about Tiger crashin a car, he IS half asian."

    sorry if that offends anyone, but bein half asian, i laughed myself and it is true about my ppl!

    my friend told me colbert said this on his show last night:

    "is anyone surprised? Tiger's so good, he can play two holes at once!"


    not really jokes, but funny comments that made me laugh when i heard them spoken.
     
    itsjustaliftedXR, Dec 3, 2009
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  5. Dec 3, 2009 at 4:52 PM
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    yep.. its gonna go on for a while... i can already tell. :rolleyes:

    :laugh:
     
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  6. Dec 3, 2009 at 5:03 PM
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::rofl::rofl:
     
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  7. Dec 3, 2009 at 5:07 PM
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    Watch the rasist jokes folks :)
     
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    I guess when Tiger hears "Get in the hole" he isn't thinking about golf.
     
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    Tiger should change his name to cheetah
     
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  10. Dec 3, 2009 at 5:34 PM
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    Did you hear Phil Mickelson called Elan? He called to ask her the secret to beating Tiger!
     
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