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Tiger's Wife Gets PAID!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by C17Guy, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. Jun 30, 2010 at 1:50 PM
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    750 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Hell of a divorce...time to hit that milf up :cool:
     
  2. Jun 30, 2010 at 1:51 PM
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    Alolimony.

    I think alimony is hilarious in this modern day and age. It's also why I'll never get married. Guys, just remember this shit if you're thinking of tying the knot.
     
  4. Jun 30, 2010 at 1:55 PM
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    jesus! fuck that.. im never gettin married now.
     
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    F that...i don't give a damn if this chick is crazy... i would marry this fine chick in a heart beat!:D















    Then bounce after the first crazy spell and take some of that money.... shallow i know!:rolleyes:
     
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    april 23rd 2011 is my big day
    i aint rich...so whats she gonna get ...half my tacoma? lol
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    750 million? holy fck
     
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    ...or a smart one. A buddy of mine never cheated and his wife took him to the cleaners. She gets child support and LIFETIME alimony because she convinced the court that she's incapable of earning a living.

    The day after the papers were signed, she opened a dance studio. While the divorce was going through, she set up a business as an LLC with a partner, rented studio space, got insurance, etc. She knew she was going to receive a guaranteed lifetime salary so she could now pursue her dream.

    The kicker? My buddy can do nothing about the lifetime alimony thing because her business is a partnership. To get information on her salary, the business' books need to be reviewed, and in the state of NJ the privacy rights of the business partner supersede the rights of the ex-spouse.

    Between child support and alimony he pays her $3400 a month. He'll never own another house for as long as he lives.

    I have yet to hear pro-marriage argument that does not involve money. Tax benefits, insurance benefits, inheritance tax, etc. are all nothing but money. "Love" doesn't require a legal document stipulating consequences and financial responsibilities if things don't work out.
     
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    just reading that i became pretty pissed off.. the courts need to do something about that. thats complete bullshit. i hope that bitch falls and snaps her neck. :mad: (im being nice when i say that too)
     
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    I don't have Money, Hell I don't even have great looks and I've been with married going on 43 years in October.If you don't have anything they can't get anything.
     
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    i would imagine that it will be some where around there. she will be the highest paid divorcee just bc Tiger has so much assets!

    On a side note:

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    FINNNEEEE!!!
     
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    Isn't that too much if you paid for it?:headbang:
     
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    Don't forget the equal rights amendment was defeated in 1975 and I believe that would have fix'd this shit....as for the Air Force guy getting married...once you tie the knot she gets part of your retirement from that moment on and if you don't retire then she gets an amount equal to it for the rest of her life or until she remarries.....:eek:
     
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    So true but then again they didn't have money back when you got married....:quickdraw:
     
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    RME, you don't fly the 47 do ya? i brought home some guys not too long ago from Savannah.
     
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    I flew the 47 but am getting ready to retire...
     
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    no kiddin... congrats on the retirement. any plans for the outside? contract world?
     
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    my buddy zack and i tried to get here autograph when she was at tigers tournament. she thought it was funny. was when she first started dating tiger. met his mom too
     
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    Nah. Prenups don't do shit (neither do postnups), and eventually no matter how hot she is you get tired of the same set of holes.

    In all honesty, Tiger is probably the one laughing. I mean, let's take the tally:

    E. Nordegren:
    - $750 million
    - Has to take care of the kids
    - Legally forbidden from trashing Tiger

    T. Woods
    - $750 million
    - Has made par on at least 18 supermodel caliber vaginas and counting
    - Free to trash ex-wife, even while banging the next chick.


    Who won?
     
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