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Took a second! (Them Dumb Moments) Own it!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Chunk, Mar 31, 2021.

  1. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:15 PM
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    T-yoda

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    Maybe 6 pack x 2 is better :anonymous::rofl:
     
  2. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:16 PM
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    Chunk

    Chunk [OP] I smell Ice Cream!

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    So I’m cooking dinner just now. Got some pork chops ready and chatting on TW.. I need my phone to check some Google for these pork chops! Where is my phone... where the hell is my phone! Ohh in my hand!

    second of just right now! There are 2 pork chops in this bag! Nope... 6! You dumbass!
     
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  3. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:16 PM
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  4. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:17 PM
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    STOP DRINKING!
     
  5. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:18 PM
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    Funny how when ya been together for like ever and you give each other that look.... doh! I know honey..... I didn’t forget!
     
  6. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:18 PM
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    Chunk

    Chunk [OP] I smell Ice Cream!

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    The phone thing I do regardless the how many pork chops are in this bag thing... that’s the butcher cut she signed up for! It LOOKS LIKE 2!
     
  7. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:19 PM
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    DRINK LESS!
     
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  8. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:20 PM
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    I’m ready for my second ipa .... I shouldn’t though. They a bit strong for the work week
     
  9. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:21 PM
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    Suck it up butter cup ... I am 10 - 12 shots into tequila.:cheers:
     
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  10. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:23 PM
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    Chunk

    Chunk [OP] I smell Ice Cream!

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    Kettle! Now.... where were we... stories people!

    :stayontopic:
     
  11. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:23 PM
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    Whose the lucky dude, um what's the lucky cut ?
     
  12. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:24 PM
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    More I drink the more stories we get.... let’s go peeps... bottoms up
     
  13. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:24 PM
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    If i put all my stories of stupidity here.... it would be more pages than all of the threads on TW combined.:oops:
     
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  14. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:26 PM
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    Chunk [OP] I smell Ice Cream!

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    Just the “took a second” stories and not the ones about your sexlife! Just the ones... wait nevermind.
     
  15. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:28 PM
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    Chunk [OP] I smell Ice Cream!

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    Another today “took a second” pulling up to the house and wondering which asshole neighbors friend parked in front of my house.... it was @The Blonde sister... took a second! I knew it was gonna happen! But I saw that car and went WTF!
     
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  16. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:37 PM
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    StayinStock Skittles, the other white meat

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    I once slept on my mom's washing machine.
     
  17. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:39 PM
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    Your brother didn't stuff you in the dryer?
     
  18. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:39 PM
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    Chunk [OP] I smell Ice Cream!

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    Clothes, dishes, or wait... nvm! Took a second!
     
  19. Mar 31, 2021 at 4:41 PM
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    Side note:
    I may or may not have spent one night in a casket. 40 bucks is 40 bucks.
     
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    Woke up with a hang over years ago, looked over and asked myself.... hmmmm who’s dis hot blonde laying next to me!!! Good thing I didn’t poke da bear!!!
     

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