Trail MacGuyvering. When you absolutely, positively, don’t want to be there overnight.

Where to start? lol

How about bending my lower link 90 degrees on Claw Hammer. Then winching out the last 300 yards. Then using a 16" prybar, ratchet straps and Gorilla tape to fix it enough to drive back to the lake bed and camp.

 

Now these are trail fixes. Keep them coming.

 

Sounds like some "how to" threads are in your future lol

 

I had a 86 ford 4x4 pickup manual 4-speed. My throttle cable broke on my gas pedal while off roading and I was really screwed.
I ran a wire through the firewall and worked the gas by hand 300 miles.

 

That works well enough to drive it home too!

 

I’ve seen photos of covered wagons using the same trick. Proving that a good idea is a good idea no matter what century.

 

This is ridiculous, and it's the kind of attitude that keeps people from throwing three friends in a vehicle and heading out into the world to learn how to do things when shit hits the fan. It's okay to learn from your own experiences. If someone told me 25 years ago that I shouldn't have a license, much less be going off road until I knew about all the different methods to mount/re-mount a tire, I'd tell them to kick rocks.

I'm much more worried about people on the road knowing how to merge,, use their damn mirrors, use a turn signal, and keeping right except to pass, etc. etc.
I'm not at all worried about them knowing how to seat a bead with a can of brake cleaner and a lighter.