Tricks that people did to you that really got you upset.

veggy, I have a thing for eggs...and milk....and cheese .

 

ok so i am sitting at work and kinda bored and thought i would see whats going on here on TW saw this and started reading....now i dont feel so good..... just finished my spaghetti leftovers from last night.

 

I'm curious,what kind of pet it was.

 

You sound like Ron White.

 

My best friend jumped out from around the corner to scare me once, my fight or flight reflex punched him square between the eyes.

Needless to say he hasn't done it since we were teenagers haha

 

Its chill I get bagged on just about every day for it, I'm use to it. But I do know plenty of people who dont eat meat and are not healthy. As for eating meat, yes it kind of sucks when you discover a food was cooked in some sort of broth or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC6W8JIYYUQ

 

I can't come close to the first story but my friends made chocolate chip cookies and made a "special" batch for me which contained chocolate flavored laxative and saran wrapped the toilet seats so when I sat down rather than the poo hitting water it didn't go anywhere. That made me pretty mad.

 

~10 minutes. It would've been hilarious if I hadn't been the butt of the joke so I wasn't mad for long.

 

I'd make them clean up

 

I was trying to make a pun. ha

 

last time anyone did anything to me I was in a training class in texas. At the end of each day we had to clean the class room and take out the trash. One day they thought it would be funny to put the trash in the bed of my truck. I was not amused at all, I freaked out on all of them to the point the instructor gave us the last half of the day off so I could "cool down". Im a good sport about jokes and love having fun with people, but dont fuck with my vehicles, guns or house.... nothing like the OP's story i know....

 

One time at a summer job this dude would always take stuff of my desk and return it a month later, he called it a joke. One day he took a bell my dad gave me, i asked him if he had it, he straight up lied to my face and said " no i dont got your fuckin bell". He gave it back a week later and i said gee thanks about time. He said "it was just a joke dude". 10 days later i put his daddy's escalade on jack stands. When he went to leave early for the day and said whats going on: i said "Its just a joke dude".

 

No i know, but this dude would ALWAYS touch my shit. As he is protective of houses, vehicles, etc. Lieing straight to my face bugs me. Let alone taking something that clearly holds great value to me.

 

WIN

 

Oh .

No harm done, just a delay of his time and coming to me asking to remove them with his tail between his legs.

 

http://www.8bitbrigade.com/images/smilies/954-not-sure-if-serious.jpg

 

you think you could slip that one right by me did you..looking forward to paying you back for that one!!!!

 

ok, so i have one. not as bad as babytrucks,but kinda

i was a little kid maybe 10 if that. we had come up to my grandfathers hunt lodge to visit one time and he cooked dinner. i was told we were having "baby" pork chops. after i ate a few and was done they told me it was squirrel chops i used to have a pet squirrel back in the day named rocky, he was all i could think of. i felt sick for the rest of the day.

 

the squirrel fell out of the nest when it was really young so we took care of him and turned him loose later, he would come to the house every now and then. and its the same grandfather, he didnt start hating me till recently.

 

he has always! been this. he just a different kind of man, if thats what you want to call him. i dont make the choices he wants me to and he doesnt like it.