Tricks that people did to you that really got you upset.

Thats when you say "Your vehicle should have an emergency jack in it, it'll take forever but it'll work just fine!"

My brother had a pet bumble bee for 2 weeks, he caught it and took it inside and played with it and fed it flowers, it chilled on the brim of his hat and slept in the flower jar at night, school actually expelled him for a day because he wouldn't force it to leave. And it wouldn't leave anyways, just chill on his hat all day then fly around and come back and chill on his hat. finally after 2 weeks it flew away for good.

I swear on my life thats all true, he used to play with it and pet it in his hand and everything

 

this didnt happen to me, but a "friend" that will remain nameless kept having his chocolate ice cream eaten while he was offshore.. his name was on it and everything. so to catch who was taking it, he melted it down and put a pack of laxatives in it... needless to say - they figured out who it was... the culprit tried to get my friend fired, but nothing ever came of it. my friend kept claiming he was constipated and the laxatives in HIS ice cream were to, ya know, help the process

 

Once we get a little bit of Maple syrup in us watch out

Pretty much exactly like that

 

When I was in high school I had 75 Chevy Nova and one sunday a couple of my buddies stopped by to see if I was home. My mom told them I wasnt there so on there way out one of them decided to take a piss on my right front fender and wheel. After returning home and discovering this I was soooo pissed. I went to school the next day and confronted the two friends that stopped by the house and neither would confess. Finally a week later one of them told me who done it. So one day we were at the city park playing basketball and we found a dead ground hog. As we were leaving the park I grabbed the groundhog and told one of my friends to act like I was gonna throw it at him and run in front of the friend that pissed on my car. He agreed and I grabbed the ground hog and started to chase him. Just as he passed the car pisser turned to see what was going on I chucked the groundhog and WHAM! caught him square in the face. He never messed with me and I never messed with him after this.

 

Italian arm - wrestling ... someone tried it on me but i was too quick and moved at the last moment. however i did get a very stupid gangbanger to do it in highschool and he busted his gums open and the entire class was laughing at him... he turned bright red and tried to fight me in class....

http://youtu.be/9yXlUn47DMk

 

This reminded me, a friend of mine got his cousin that was visiting from out of town. They were probably 16ish. While visiting he gave his cousin a half an Exlax bar telling him it was a chocolate bar and he ate the entire half. He shit for like 3 days straight.

This was the same friend that got me with the deer urine in the earlier story btw.

 

my dad did that to my little brother when he was like 10, hilarious.