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That was harsh.

 

My wife calls me a crochity old man, I haven’t hit 40

 

Simple response,,, "I may grow old, but I will never grow up."

 

like Fine wine or whiskey we get better with time.

 

Sounds about right, I lay around a basement resting until needed, then come out, make people happy for a while, then later, when they realize what they've done, give them headaches and make 'em puke.

 

What'd I miss?

 

My wife don't say shit. It's like she's not even there.

 

Oh shit... But it's humpday... Bish gotta go

 

That's the size I bet Maner come up with next! And the animals will just be herded in on end, and come out all yummy on the other!

 

Give her a broom and tell her to clean up the place or Fly the Fk outa there ,either one will suffice.

 

We cooked about 60 briskets at a time. Still had space to do ribs and chicken

 

Setup random alarms thru the space she sleeps for random times, an report the events that follow

 

Your all over the place HELLCAT FTW

 

Why not drive a slow truck fast

 

This one was for sale a few years back, and didn't sell. They pushed it back in the yard.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/the-worlds-largest-bbq-smoker-is-for-sale-in-brenham/

 

At home sick af with a sore throat and a nasty chest cough that produces lung cookies.

 

Boooo take tsp raw honey mixed w cinnamon 3xs during the day,also gargle salt water 3xs during the day,then shot of 151 or everclear- or 3 lol,poof all gone by tonight lol

 

Somebody say whiskey?