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TW accidentally describes most Tacoma owners

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by msapers, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Jun 13, 2019 at 6:29 AM
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    msapers

    msapers [OP] Well-Known Member

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    I just took the picture below. Honestly, the middle two posts together made me spit coffee all over. Also, the titles of the threads do a pretty good job of depicting most of the Tacoma owners that I know.

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    Type 1 - Bro, I'm not gonna drive this bitch in the rain! I just got a $600 detail job with 37 coats of paint sealer and 4 quarts of extra super tire shine 4000! The last thing I need is rain spots. You drive your truck in the rain??? You must not like it very much. Hey bro, you don't wear your shoes while you drive do you? Man, nobody gets in my truck with shoes on. I spent $300 getting the carpet shampooed after my girlfriend got in wearing shoes. Fuck that, I told her that if she can't respect my carpet we should probably break up. Taco's first, am I right?

    Type 2 - Dude, Took the Taco out to Pismo last weekend. Jumped that fucker about 150 feet! Later on, we filled the bed with charcoal and flash grilled a whole side of beef. Nah dude, I know the bed's plastic but it's cool, I have bed stiffeners! The reason it jumps so good is that I kept the center of gravity low. I'm running 40's with no lift. Sawzall'd that fucker! Dude, my wife wants kids but if we do that I'm not going to have any money left for my turbo kit, so I said fuck that and welded the back doors shut, Installed a litter box and got her a kitten off Craigslist. Tacos first, am I right? Only 6 more years of payments and she's mine!
     
  2. Jun 13, 2019 at 6:34 AM
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    CaptAmerica

    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    I am clearly Type 1, except I prefer the nominative "dude" to "bro."

    I need to re-wax, too. It's been almost a month.
     
  3. Jun 13, 2019 at 6:35 AM
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    msapers

    msapers [OP] Well-Known Member

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    I never wax. Shaving is so much less painful.
     
  4. Jun 13, 2019 at 7:13 AM
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    Try sugaring, it's supposed to to be better.
     
  5. Jun 13, 2019 at 7:17 AM
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    shane100700

    shane100700 Retired, now a stay at home husband!

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  6. Jun 13, 2019 at 7:23 AM
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    SR-71A

    SR-71A Define "Well-Known Member"

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    Wouldnt you want to weld the front door shut for no kids.. Open up the back door, if ya know what I mean... :stirthepot:

    And do you have to do the CMC to fit those tires?? asking for a friend



    Also, because 3rd gen forum
     
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  7. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:02 AM
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    Bleep100

    Bleep100 TOYOTA 4 LIFE

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    It doesn't take very much to get you excited .
     
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  8. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:06 AM
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    shane100700

    shane100700 Retired, now a stay at home husband!

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  9. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:25 AM
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    Yeah. Honestly, at my age I expected that I might have occasional problems but it's as reliable as it was when I was a teenager.
     
  10. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:27 AM
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    Don't forget torquing EVERYTHING to "spec" LOL
     
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  11. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:29 AM
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    I actually just LOL'd while in a class of about 20ish people... and im not even sorry:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  12. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:30 AM
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    Tacospike Go Away

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    and LED or HID
     
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  13. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:31 AM
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    Another board I am on has a "thread title juxtaposition" thread, where people post up screenshots like this. I think some people may manipulate thread position (by posting) to make two threads show together. In any case, it seems like a good hobby...
     
  14. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:33 AM
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    What type am I if I only beat the shit out of my interior, and baby the fuck out of my lift and 33s?
     
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  15. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:35 AM
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    Tacospike

    Tacospike Go Away

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  16. Jun 13, 2019 at 8:37 AM
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    Here's a couple more:
    Tacoma totalled.jpg



    Puddle Light.jpg
     
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    I'm waiting for the carnage that will ensue with a thread titled "Just had everything chromed." That would be pure pandemonium, and would likely result in hundreds of bans.

    @jberry813 would wear himself out.
     
  18. Jun 13, 2019 at 5:06 PM
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    lol there was a time... my HS years was big for chrome wheels and roll bars, the chrome panels that used to get 3m taped to the bottom of the doors...

    And the winner is...

    68E8ED54-98B0-478C-9A8F-6A94797AC535.jpg
     
  19. Jun 13, 2019 at 5:14 PM
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  20. Jun 13, 2019 at 5:19 PM
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    I was backing up to my side gate one day after it rained for 3 days straight. My left rear tire went over in the grass and slipped a little bit. I had to stop what I was doing and grab the hose and wash that gunk off right away.
     
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