TW Alphabet Game Thread

Pwnd is better than boned! Guess it depends on the pwning

 

i did not fully understand the thread b4 i posted, oops

 

Quit screwing up the thread... are you TRYING to make it dead?!?

 

Really, it's Quite alright, now make it right, just say yes & post something that starts with an S.......

 

Si, si
you shouldn't take me
too seriously
just trying to keep it all flowing, you see.

 

This time ill make a rhyme
that starts with a T u see
so dont be mad at me

 

Uhhhhh, no anger here & on the way in this a.m. I hit no deer!

 

Very good man, now get the Spam, take it out of the can, and put it in the pan.

 

Wtf does everyone suck so much,
they cant rhyme with a w this time

 

x

fuck, nothing starts with x... (except x ray)

 

you could have done better with that x,
now u get no sex

 

Zippity doo dah zippity eh, I'm sick at work but gonna go play.....for pay

 

Another Round? How does that sound? I know rhyming phrases surely abound.

 

Been a whole week and no more rhymes.
Can it be that people won't take the time
to make others laugh, and ENJOY a day's work

come on, post up... don't be a jerk.

 

congratulations on a mighty good rhyme
it appears that you certainly took the time
to write some words and make 'em sound real good
now the threads flowin' just like it should

 

damn its nice that this is going again
i stay on here b/c i have no friends
so i sit and write these silly rhymes
b/c with no friends i have lots of time

 

easy burg don't get all loco
you know there's tons of people that be likin' you fo sho

 

F this thread in the head
i made a rhyme
just this time
but it was the wrong letter
and in no way is this one better
but ill say it again
saltysteve why do u like men
its ok i understand
u like it from a big black man
so now ill say
if your going to be gay
take it to CaliFornIA

Disclaimer: No harm was meant by what was sent
It was just a joke dont grab a rope
And try to hang my ass
B/c i have no class

 

geez im really freakin bored
so im going to throw salt on your sores
so i just called u gay and made ur day
but in no way thats all im going to say
i hope now u can come out the closet
b/c its full of stuff i paid for with my wallet
so its time to leave, make a dash
and tell the world about ur gay ass

 

holy crap steve i meant no harm
but if i see u ill beat u with a prostetic arm
its just what i do
i have no time for fools like u
as i say these words it makes me stronger
like when i see your lady and it makes me longer
so i turned this into a battle
better grab ur horse ur saddle
lets see what u got
b/c right now i am hot
im on fire with this shit
every line i write is a hit
like a tyson punch
ill take ur lunch
leave u starving
like marving from south park
youll be left in the dark
and no u cant have my chiken pot pie
and if you try youll surely die