TW Alphabet Game Thread

tonight's the night mi amore
under the covers you will go
very enticing don't you know
would you like to give me a blow
xactly what i thought you dirty ho
you need to understand that this
zoo is crazy and like the abyss
and you'll get sucked down this hole
but don't you worry it's just your soul
Caucasian male with a bald ass head
doing things to the mailman in your bed
eek wait hold up that's not what i was saying
for real guys i'm not really gay
gorgeous george was an entertainer
hogan's daughter is thick but you know you'd bang her
i know i would if i could if i might
just send her this way it'll be alright
kangaroos jump off my block
lucy lieu jump on my . . .
man i think i just crossed the line
no i didn't cuz she's mighty fine
oh hell yeah guys i thought you knew
pancakes with syrup and good beef stew
quite the meal on my plate tonight
rhymes not making sense but please don't spite
so now i got to end this here i go
to end like i started gimme a blow

 

ugh i forgot the u
but still what i say is just so true
very good salty i like ur style
to bad u move at like 1 mile
per hour but dont get sour
in your blood ill shower
like a golden one
but even better
so much redder
unless u got that stuff that makes u piss blood
try to stay away from that dirty love
so next time u buy sex from a dude
dont go with the biggest one in the brood
ull regret it when u have genital worts
and hurts when u run in every sport
didnt feel like using every letter
this way is faster and so much better
no go with the blow steve
ur on your own roll up a sleeve
or get adam to do it
he likes you CAC
and i wont block
hes all urs ur made for each other
hes ur lover from another mother

 

very tired here i sit
nothing to do during my shift
aint really complaining but hours suck
maybe ill start to work on my truck
no one will miss me no ones here
only been open 6 months, less than a year
cant get occupancy, no one will stay
its b/c of the poor economay
keep drinking soda, teeth getting stained
grounds all wet, yesterday it rained
fake tree mocks my boredom
wish i had some Captain Morgans rum
but then id be asleep right now
i sleep so little i dont know how
newspapers will come soon, ill walk the floors
deliver early checkouts to members doors
make some coffee that tastes like shit
to stay awake ill have a little bit
no cream no sugar i like it black
saw a lady really nice rack
then ill wait for my shift to end
front desk so low my back will bend
the longer i stand the more i hurt
rarely any hot girls no need to flirt
good morning ill say as they wake up
if youd like coffee over there is a cup
breakfast starts at 6 ill say
now step off and go away
call the shuttle hes always late
seems like its his only trait
flight crew anxious need to leave
getting warm again roll up sleeve
call the driver, where are u
on the way, thats no excuse
get here now, fuck ur slow
they need to leave they need to go
more guest wake up now
heres ur receipt u old fat cow
closing shift then theres that guy
as i count my drawer he wants to buy
sell him soda counting must stop
have a good day enjoy ur pop
try again wheres next shift
she always late creates a rift
she sucks at life, a real bitch
punch her, shell need a stitch
clock out and write down time
check comes out wrong, isnt that a crime
it has happened before
wtf
i might just have to blow this bitch up

 

Why does this thread keep dying?
Everybody tired of trying?

 

xellent question, bunch of pussies in here
listen closely as i verbally Fuck ur ear
so vulgar u want to hit mute
stole ur tv, now i gotta scoot

 

Never would have thought this thread would still be going.

 

Ya, a little late with my last post.

 

z again here i go
ticketdoctor r u slow
u start with N
were u drunk just then
try alittle harder
or youll never be a starter
sitting on the bench like u belong
like a lump on a log in a pond
learn your abc's
it goes xyz

 

at it again, here i go
pimpin aint easy, money is low
hand is tired from smacking dem hoes
suit so bright ud think it glows
big gold chain dangling round my neck
so much bling u just wrecked
24's wrapped in 83's
2 foot lift up in nose bleed
going through ur trailer park like a monster truck
tornado style tearing all ur shit up
call FEMA, get some aid
crushing threw ur house like comakaze raid
take ur bitch put her on the street
shes all worn out looks like hamburger meat
kick her out its a long way down
made a thud when she hit the ground

 

Boy... haven't seen this thread in a while...

 

Cause it's lame !!

 

dont be hatin
it takes up time
especially when its late and
and u like to rhyme

im like Dr. Suess
shitin on ur head in my roost
in a train, in the rain
going insane
ill eat ur food
even green eggs dude

 

hahaha you guys crack me up... this should be in a different thread. someone start the TW rhyming game. but the rule is you have to say something about the person above.

 

everyone do it now
mikey u no understand how
its so easy
it goes abcde
check back the last two pages
theres the good shit
saltysteve really rages
and i drop a hit

 

fuck, i got no rhymes
sitting here making dimes
is it worth it im not sure
maybe i should walk out the door

 

gotta hit em hard
send em on their way
u played ur card
nothing else to say

u lost this one
u didnt compete
its all done
another repeat

 

How did this turn into a TW rap fest

 

I thought I would wake this thread up

 

Just in time

 

Killing it again on the mic Burgman? lol