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Twas the night before Christmas

Discussion in '2nd Gen. Tacomas' started by David Tarantino, Dec 8, 2008.

  1. Dec 8, 2008 at 6:40 PM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    OK so iam bored



    Twas the night Christmas when all through the house
    not a MOD was stirring not even a member
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
    in the hopes that THE MASTER soon would be there


    The children were all snug in their beds
    while visions of TACOMAS 4wheeling danced in their heads
    And Mama (Chris4x4s wife) in her kerchief and i in my (chris4x4)
    in my cap
    had just settled down for a long winters nap


    When out on the roof there arose such a clatter
    I sprang from my bed (trap over molly) to see what was the matter
    Away to the window I flew like a flash
    tore open the shutter and threw up the sash

    The moon on the new Paint of my Tacoma gave a lustre of midday to
    objects below when that to my wondering eyes should appear
    but a new TACOMA and eight tiny reindeer


    With a little old driver so lively quick
    I know in a moment it must be THE MASTER
    More rapid than eagles his courses they came
    and he whistled and shouted and called them by name


    now ND now hottamale
    now mjp2 now Janster
    now tacomaman06 now eordonez
    now missileman125 now Charli
    to the top of the porch to the top of the wall
    Now dash away dash away all

    As the dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
    when they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky so up to the house top the courses they flew with the sleigh full of toys for our trucks
    AND THE MASTER too

    And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof
    the prancing and pawing of each little Bridgestone A/T REVO
    As i drew in my head and was turning around
    down the chimney THE MASTER came with a bound

    He was dressed all in fur from hes head to hes foot
    and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot
    a bundle of toys he flung on his back
    and he looked like a toyota salesman just opening his pack

    His eyes how they twinkled his dimples how merry
    his cheeks were like roses his nose like a cherry
    LIKE HE HAD TOO MANY his little mouth was drawn up
    like a bow and the beard on his chin was as
    White as the PAINT ON BEEFTACOs truck
    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth
    he had a broad face and a little round belly
    that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly
    (side note hope hes laughing now)

    He was a chubby and plump a right old elf
    and i laughed when i saw him in spite of myself
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
    soon gave me to know i had nothing to dread

    He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
    and fulled all the stocking with toys for our trucks
    Then turned with a jerk and laying hes finger aside
    hes nose and giving a nod up the chimney he rose

    He sprang to his Tacoma to his team gave a whistle
    and away they all flew like a Tacoma with a supercharger
    BUT i heard exclaim ere he drove out of sight

    Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night

    I said i was bored:) if its too long delete it
     
  2. Dec 8, 2008 at 6:43 PM
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    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Lead, follow, or get the hell o Thor

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    awesome man!!!!
     
  3. Dec 8, 2008 at 6:52 PM
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    Packman73

    Packman73 ^^^^ 3%er ^^^^

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    Haha, good stuff.
     
  4. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:03 PM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    thanks i was so bored tonight the wife is out with her gfs and iam
    home by myself not a good thing
     
  5. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:40 PM
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    Marc M

    Marc M Dirty White Boy

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    Same thing happened to me a while back, I wrote this one 5 years ago and posted it to a 4Runner forum I belong to.




    Twas the night before Christmas
    When all through the house,
    Not a 4Runner owner was sleeping
    Not even “Shanekrause”,

    The stockings were hung
    From the workbench with care,
    In hopes that Saint Nicholas
    Soon would be there.

    The 4Runners were nestled
    All snug in their sheds,
    While visions of superchargers
    Danced in their aluminum 4 cam heads.

    And Mamma in her nighty
    And me feeling like crap,
    Had just settled down
    For a good old nightcap.

    When out on the lawn
    There arose such a clatter,
    I looked up from my Performance Products catalog
    To see what was the matter.

    I ran to the window
    And pulled up the shade,
    But all I could see were
    Tracks a vehicle made.

    The light from the Hella’s
    Cast an image on the trees,
    I saw the shadow of a man
    ‘bout as tall as my knees.

    When what to my twinkling eyes did appear
    But Mr. Toyoda in his 4Runner,
    Equipped with Detroit Lockers
    Sportin’ Goodrich M/T’s and 4:88 gears.

    He maneuvered his rig
    Through my landscape with ease,
    I was hoping and praying
    He would toss me the keys.

    It had lights, it had flares
    And a Yakima on top,
    It had an ARB Bull Bar
    Boy, could this guy shop.

    He whistled and shouted
    And called parts out by name,
    Most of which I had
    Installed much the same.


    Now Downey, now Detroit
    Now Hella, now Timken,
    On Borla, on Bilstein
    I know what your thinkin’.

    He spooled out the cable
    From his 9500 Warn winch,
    Which made his descent
    Of the chimney a cinch.

    He was dressed in all leather
    And a scarf darned his throat,
    Sparks started flying,
    As he pulled mods from his tote.

    He was shorter than most
    And had the heart of a wheeler,
    Most of his loot
    Had come straight from the dealer.

    He had the end of a Mag-Lite
    Stuffed in his mouth,
    As he piled all the goodies
    From the tree to the couch.

    He said not a word as
    He continued his drop,
    But as quick as it started
    It came to a stop.

    He walked to the chimney
    And grabbed his remote,
    Then hooked the winch cable
    To the back of his coat.

    Then he lept from my rooftop
    In the dark of the night,
    Jumped in his Runner
    And threw the switch to the lights.

    As he put it in gear
    And locked up the diffs,
    I saw nothing but taillights
    As he drove through snowdrifts.

    But I heard him exclaim
    As he drove out of sight,
    HAPPY 4RUNNERING to all
    And MERRY CHRISTMAS “Big_FLYT”.

    Marc M
     
  6. Dec 8, 2008 at 7:43 PM
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    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Lead, follow, or get the hell o Thor

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    thats kickass man!!
     
  7. Dec 8, 2008 at 9:28 PM
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    borderbrat

    borderbrat Watching Chris4x4 o.O

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    lmao thats good
     
  8. Dec 8, 2008 at 9:31 PM
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    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    Mad reo!!
     
  9. Dec 21, 2008 at 3:51 PM
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    David Tarantino

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    Marry Christmas BoB MODS and Friends
     
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