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Twas the Tacoma World Night Before Christmas

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by IDtrucks, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:19 PM
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    IDtrucks

    IDtrucks [OP] Just out for a rip are ya bud?

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    Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the web

    Not a poster was posting, the forum was dead;

    The keyboards were thrown, in the closet in fear

    that the A TRAC wars, soon would come near.

    The members were with the in laws, whom they all dread,

    While visions of truck-mods, still danced in their heads;

    All of the bros with their beers, and a flat billed cap,

    Would TW spend a night, without bitching about BRAAAP

    When from outside, there was a strange noise

    My truck got hit with a snowball, from one of the neighborhood boys

    Oh shit that kids dead, so I chased him down and called his dad and mum

    They didn’t even care, screw it im done.

    Most of the west is devoid of snow,

    And I start to remember, why Christmas time blows.

    For the entire week the only package you're waiting to see,

    Is the mystery one, from your TW giftee.

    From a disgruntled UPS driver, full of don’t give a fuck

    He hucked your deliveries right out of his truck.

    Slower than snails, these coursers they came,

    One brown and one blue, asking to sign your name.

    "Now, OZ! now, Heretic! now, 2x4 and Kona!

    On, neontrail! on MJP! on, Tamale and AFTundra!

    To the top of the home page! Lets all internet brawl !

    Now troll away! troll away! troll away all!"

    As normal 2 wheels drives before that long travel was,

    When they meet in so cal, they mob through the dez.

    So up to ryans house they all went,

    To turn his lowered ass into a lifted gent.

    And then, a clicking, I heard in my head,

    a million lift/tire questions, being posted every other thread.

    As I digressed I said in my head, use Google you fools

    then the thread exploded, and the mods came in with the ban hammer tool.

    But on the holiday the mods put the ban hammer away,

    so they could spread Christmas joy, on that Christmas day.

    A bundle of goodies he had in his sack,

    oh hot dam, the UPS guy is back!

    His eyes -- how they were glazed! his dimples how they scowled!

    You hollered merry Christmas and he just growled.

    His droll little mouth was drawn down like a bow,

    And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

    The stump of a cig he held tight in his teeth,

    And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

    He had a broad face and a little round belly,

    That shook, when he hopped out of the truck like a bowl of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a delivery man elf,

    And I was glad when I saw him, in spite of myself.

    I came to TW, just looking for tips on some maintenance things I wanted to achieve

    And now im writing a TW poem, on this Christmas eve!?

    After the holidays we will speak not a word, and go straight to our work,

    Installing the new mods on our sexy Toyota turk.

    And so we sit here, with our hands on the keyboard,

    Browsing that truck forum, waiting till tomorrow to see what gifts we scored.

    As we all celebrate Christmas this year,

    lets try not to forget to spread some Christmas cheer.



    After this terrible thing I have just created tonight, all I have to say is...


    "Happy TW Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
     
  2. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:25 PM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    :woot:
    :laugh:

    Merry christmas! Awesome poem.
     
  3. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:29 PM
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    jammdogg

    jammdogg Well-Known Member

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    Well played sir! Merry Christmas to all.
     
  4. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:30 PM
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    ACBWV91

    ACBWV91 Well-Known Member

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    That was great! Merry christmas!
     
  5. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:30 PM
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    Goflight2

    Goflight2 Well-Known Member

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    Nice! Merry Christmas everyone!
     
  6. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:32 PM
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    babytruck

    babytruck Babytruck, babytruck...I've got a babytruck :)

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    This is awesome!! Merry Christmas!!
     
  7. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:38 PM
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    BulletToothTony

    BulletToothTony Gold Member

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    Bravo!!! Good job alot hard work into this!!!
     
  8. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:40 PM
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    canoeski

    canoeski Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas to you all!:)
     
  9. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:42 PM
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    Airun

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    Wow. How much time did that take? Bravo! Merry Christmas and God bless
     
  10. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:43 PM
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    theduck911

    theduck911 Max's Canadian Twin

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    Definitely on of the best poems ever :p::thumbsup:
     
  11. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:44 PM
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  12. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:49 PM
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    Awesome man!
     
  13. Dec 24, 2011 at 10:51 PM
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    drifter

    drifter moderately modded

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    Nice man.

    Merry Christmas all!
     
  14. Dec 24, 2011 at 11:03 PM
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    Styx586

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  15. Dec 25, 2011 at 12:06 AM
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    That is Great, Merry Christmas to all :D
     
  16. Dec 25, 2011 at 12:17 AM
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    DeeKay21

    DeeKay21 Lieutenant Dan.

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    Nice! Merry Xmas everyone!!!
     
  17. Dec 25, 2011 at 12:19 AM
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    fuzz master

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    merry christmas peoples
     
  18. Dec 25, 2011 at 12:42 AM
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAVE AN AWESOME NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. Dec 25, 2011 at 12:43 AM
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    MHS2846bg8

    MHS2846bg8 Experienced Noob

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    AWESOME! Merry Christmas!! How many Egg Nogs did this masterpiece take? LOL
     
  20. Dec 25, 2011 at 12:52 AM
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    4Wheelin4Banger

    4Wheelin4Banger Longtime Toyman

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    Great +1
    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all.
     
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