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Two prostitutes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Packman73, May 23, 2009.

  1. May 23, 2009 at 8:22 AM
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    Packman73

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    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
    Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
    Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'
    One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
    'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'
    The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
    He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
    Two Fallen Angels
    Seeking Peter --$50
     
  2. May 23, 2009 at 8:34 AM
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    Awesome!!! LMAO!!!!
     
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  7. May 23, 2009 at 6:03 PM
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  8. May 23, 2009 at 6:04 PM
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    HA HA HA thats good :D
     
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