1. Welcome to Tacoma World!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tacoma discussion topics
    • Communicate privately with other Tacoma owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Uh, I got the wrong text (help me choose an ending!_

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by SlimDigg, May 4, 2011.

  1. May 4, 2011 at 10:31 PM
    #1
    SlimDigg

    SlimDigg [OP] Resident MMA Fanatic

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Member:
    #42613
    Messages:
    1,433
    Gender:
    Male
    Calgary, AB
    Vehicle:
    2001 TRD Double Cab Limited 4x4
    OME 881, Bilstein 5100, Icon AAL, Wheelers Anti-Sway kit, aFe Pro Dry-S Air Filter, Deck Plate Mod, Rear Diff Breather Mod, GE Nighthawk Platinum headlights, Wet Okole Seat Covers, Husky Liners. LED Tail Lights
    I received this text from someone I don't know, and now i'm pretending to be the person she was looking for.

    Names have been changed.

    I'm a little stumped, what should I text next?

    Here is the story so far:

    Jill: Hey Jack, its Jill, Brocks sister. Whats up? I know ur sellin for Jim. U should hook me up and i'll pay ya sometime this week?

    Me (pretending to me jack):Well hey Jill, you know i'm selling what now?

    Jill: Just weed lol its okay dont ya worry. sorry i'm kinda drunk

    and i need to talk to u about campin on the island for may long! i'm fuckin stoked :)

    me: what do you want to talk about?

    Jill: Brock told me to call u and talk about camping and when were leacing and shit ahah i dunno! we can leave whenever you want

    me: I think youre cute

    Jill: what dont say that! I have a bf lol but thanks I guess. Since i'm cute can u front me a dime bad? :)

    Me: Youre cute but not that cute. no deals

    Jill: What really! Jim gives me deals u can even ask him, u can trust me. I'm just broke today and in need of weed :(

    Come one! i'll give u money tomorrow

    Me: let me think for a minute





    NOW WHAT?
     
  2. May 4, 2011 at 10:33 PM
    #2
    SlimDigg

    SlimDigg [OP] Resident MMA Fanatic

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Member:
    #42613
    Messages:
    1,433
    Gender:
    Male
    Calgary, AB
    Vehicle:
    2001 TRD Double Cab Limited 4x4
    OME 881, Bilstein 5100, Icon AAL, Wheelers Anti-Sway kit, aFe Pro Dry-S Air Filter, Deck Plate Mod, Rear Diff Breather Mod, GE Nighthawk Platinum headlights, Wet Okole Seat Covers, Husky Liners. LED Tail Lights
    Jill: I can come to you
     
  3. May 4, 2011 at 10:34 PM
    #3
    norcal4banger

    norcal4banger 11-98 MUD

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2011
    Member:
    #49206
    Messages:
    718
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jack
    Far Northern California
    Vehicle:
    2005 4 Cylinder 2WD 5 Lug RC Tacoma
    say your the cops lol
     
  4. May 4, 2011 at 10:34 PM
    #4
    Toyota Tacoma

    Toyota Tacoma Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2010
    Member:
    #41439
    Messages:
    727
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Brady
    Kelowna, bc
    Vehicle:
    dbl cab long box
    Suspension: -Bilistien 5100's all around -Add a leaf -Firestone ride rite air bags Performance: -K&N cold air -Borla cat back Stereo: -Pioneer AVH-X2500BT head unit -Kenwood 1400 shallow mount 12'' sub in custom box -Alpine 1100 amp -Alpine 400 4 channel -4 energy component 6.5's Wheels/tires: -17x9 with 4.5 backspacing XD hoss rims with 33'' bfTreadwright gaurd dogs and spidertrax spacers Looks: -Satoshi grille made by myself -Hood, front bumper, grille, roof, tailgate and rear bumper plasti-dipped. -BHLM -eyelids -matted out tailights -Tacoma bed mat Small mods : -Trailer 7 pin replaced and moved into bumper beside licence plate -Removed mud flaps -Repainted frame/lower a-arms, skid and rear diff/housing with por15 -Led bulbs -Interior lights replaced with blue led's -Beep on lock added
    say yes, then make her drive somewhere ridiculous to get it
     
  5. May 4, 2011 at 10:35 PM
    #5
    norcal4banger

    norcal4banger 11-98 MUD

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2011
    Member:
    #49206
    Messages:
    718
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jack
    Far Northern California
    Vehicle:
    2005 4 Cylinder 2WD 5 Lug RC Tacoma
    ^^ Better
     
  6. May 4, 2011 at 10:35 PM
    #6
    Khaos

    Khaos Big Member

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2008
    Member:
    #4570
    Messages:
    6,495
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryant
    Tallahassee FL
    Vehicle:
    2005 Prerunner TRD Off Road
    265/75/16 BFG A/T, 18" Magnaflow, K&N Intake Filter, Ultra-Gauge, Kobalt Toolbox, Metal Tail Light Guards, Cobra 19 and 4ft fiberglass antenna, Plasti dipped Badges/lower valance/rear bumper/grill/bullbar/ac controls, black DIN kit, JVC KD-X40, Wet Suit Seat Covers
    Text her pretending to be a freaked out pissed off parent. Then call and do the angry Dad routine.

    Then just hang up randomly.
     
  7. May 4, 2011 at 10:35 PM
    #7
    SlimDigg

    SlimDigg [OP] Resident MMA Fanatic

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Member:
    #42613
    Messages:
    1,433
    Gender:
    Male
    Calgary, AB
    Vehicle:
    2001 TRD Double Cab Limited 4x4
    OME 881, Bilstein 5100, Icon AAL, Wheelers Anti-Sway kit, aFe Pro Dry-S Air Filter, Deck Plate Mod, Rear Diff Breather Mod, GE Nighthawk Platinum headlights, Wet Okole Seat Covers, Husky Liners. LED Tail Lights
    But i dont know where they all live
     
  8. May 4, 2011 at 10:35 PM
    #8
    norcal4banger

    norcal4banger 11-98 MUD

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2011
    Member:
    #49206
    Messages:
    718
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jack
    Far Northern California
    Vehicle:
    2005 4 Cylinder 2WD 5 Lug RC Tacoma
    "Where u at homegurl??"
     
  9. May 4, 2011 at 10:36 PM
    #9
    SlimDigg

    SlimDigg [OP] Resident MMA Fanatic

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Member:
    #42613
    Messages:
    1,433
    Gender:
    Male
    Calgary, AB
    Vehicle:
    2001 TRD Double Cab Limited 4x4
    OME 881, Bilstein 5100, Icon AAL, Wheelers Anti-Sway kit, aFe Pro Dry-S Air Filter, Deck Plate Mod, Rear Diff Breather Mod, GE Nighthawk Platinum headlights, Wet Okole Seat Covers, Husky Liners. LED Tail Lights
    Me: where are you?
     
  10. May 4, 2011 at 10:36 PM
    #10
    SlimDigg

    SlimDigg [OP] Resident MMA Fanatic

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Member:
    #42613
    Messages:
    1,433
    Gender:
    Male
    Calgary, AB
    Vehicle:
    2001 TRD Double Cab Limited 4x4
    OME 881, Bilstein 5100, Icon AAL, Wheelers Anti-Sway kit, aFe Pro Dry-S Air Filter, Deck Plate Mod, Rear Diff Breather Mod, GE Nighthawk Platinum headlights, Wet Okole Seat Covers, Husky Liners. LED Tail Lights
    o this could be good
     
  11. May 4, 2011 at 10:37 PM
    #11
    JoeTacoma02

    JoeTacoma02 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2010
    Member:
    #40831
    Messages:
    3,807
    Gender:
    Male
    Beaverton, OR
    Vehicle:
    SWB 05 Double Cab 4x4 TRD Off Road
    LOL ask her where she wants to meet! Then agree. Or tell her that she has to let you touch her tits first or bj
     
  12. May 4, 2011 at 10:37 PM
    #12
    norcal4banger

    norcal4banger 11-98 MUD

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2011
    Member:
    #49206
    Messages:
    718
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jack
    Far Northern California
    Vehicle:
    2005 4 Cylinder 2WD 5 Lug RC Tacoma
    May I suggest you edit the post with updates. Make it easier on all of us so we dont have to search around for it ;)
     
  13. May 4, 2011 at 10:37 PM
    #13
    GSD

    GSD Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2011
    Member:
    #49007
    Messages:
    718
    Gender:
    Male
    Saskatoon SK
    Vehicle:
    09 TRD SPORT
    Nitto terra grapplers,raider cap with thule tracker two roof system, 13 inch rubber antenna, wire harness mod, seat belt chime mod
    Tell her to send a pic of her boobs and you will set her up.
     
  14. May 4, 2011 at 10:38 PM
    #14
    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2009
    Member:
    #26726
    Messages:
    19,968
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Steven
    In a corn field, OH
    Vehicle:
    1990 Chevy Siveraydo
    245k+ miles, rust, working AC, bald eagles
  15. May 4, 2011 at 10:38 PM
    #15
    norcal4banger

    norcal4banger 11-98 MUD

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2011
    Member:
    #49206
    Messages:
    718
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Jack
    Far Northern California
    Vehicle:
    2005 4 Cylinder 2WD 5 Lug RC Tacoma
  16. May 4, 2011 at 10:38 PM
    #16
    OZ-T

    OZ-T Quite an experience to live in fear , isn't it ?

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2009
    Member:
    #27584
    Messages:
    38,585
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Peter North
    British Columbia
    Vehicle:
    Mag Grey 09 Trd Sport DCLB 4x4
    OME 885x , OME shocks and Dakars , Wheelers SuperBumps front and rear , 275/70/17 Hankook ATm , OEM bed mat , Weathertech digifit floor liners , Weathertech in-channel vents , headache rack , Leer 100RCC commercial canopy , TRD bedside decals removed , Devil Horns by Andres , HomerTaco Satoshi
    Ask her what Island she's camping on

    Was it a BC number ?
     
  17. May 4, 2011 at 10:38 PM
    #17
    SlimDigg

    SlimDigg [OP] Resident MMA Fanatic

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Member:
    #42613
    Messages:
    1,433
    Gender:
    Male
    Calgary, AB
    Vehicle:
    2001 TRD Double Cab Limited 4x4
    OME 881, Bilstein 5100, Icon AAL, Wheelers Anti-Sway kit, aFe Pro Dry-S Air Filter, Deck Plate Mod, Rear Diff Breather Mod, GE Nighthawk Platinum headlights, Wet Okole Seat Covers, Husky Liners. LED Tail Lights
    nope follow along, this wont last all night.

    Her: i'm up middleton but can kinda drive ahah where are you?


    Now i have to find out where middleton is in the 250 area code. probably in the okanagan valley bc.
     
  18. May 4, 2011 at 10:39 PM
    #18
    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2009
    Member:
    #26726
    Messages:
    19,968
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Steven
    In a corn field, OH
    Vehicle:
    1990 Chevy Siveraydo
    245k+ miles, rust, working AC, bald eagles
    :worthless:
     
  19. May 4, 2011 at 10:39 PM
    #19
    Khaos

    Khaos Big Member

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2008
    Member:
    #4570
    Messages:
    6,495
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Bryant
    Tallahassee FL
    Vehicle:
    2005 Prerunner TRD Off Road
    265/75/16 BFG A/T, 18" Magnaflow, K&N Intake Filter, Ultra-Gauge, Kobalt Toolbox, Metal Tail Light Guards, Cobra 19 and 4ft fiberglass antenna, Plasti dipped Badges/lower valance/rear bumper/grill/bullbar/ac controls, black DIN kit, JVC KD-X40, Wet Suit Seat Covers
    +1

    Find out if shes 18 first.
     
  20. May 4, 2011 at 10:40 PM
    #20
    Fisheez

    Fisheez Built Ford Tough.

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2011
    Member:
    #52569
    Messages:
    305
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zack
    So Cal
    Vehicle:
    Tacomaless For Now
    Maui Wowie
     
To Top