UTAH (and Surrounding Areas) BS Thread

That and the creek/crick thing is also contentious in the southeast in my experience.

 

That explains a lot.

 

Escalante in the local vernacular is "Es-c-lant"

 

Was sitting here wondering why I haven’t heard any of these while living in Utah.






Then realized everyone I’ve met while living here has been from California

 

Weren't you moving back to the PNW?

 

I heard a good CO joke the other day too:

How do you know it's spring in Moab?

The license plates turn green!

 

Officially found the smoking gun that the Utah Toyota market is insane

 

Lake Powell... is pronounced, Lek Pal...

 

Yep! End of the month. Y'all might be happy to hear the population is going down by 2. We're doing our part to decrease the overcrowding in UT.

That reminds me. I've got some stuff that I might leave here. If anyone is interested in the following let me know else it's just going to my surplus gym pile. Will be ready toward the end of the month.

Deadlift platform with oak topper. Thing is built sturdy. 2 sheets of OSB underneath the stall mats and oak topper. Barbell and jack not for sale. Chalk will be cleaned off. Heavy as shit so be prepared.


Oly-sized platform with oak topper. Only 1 piece of OSB underneath so it's not designed for drops. Could easily add more underneath (good luck with OSB prices). It was designed to be a nice platform to bench and squat on. OPB and monster bench not for sale. Can potentially be talked into parting with the squat stand (Rogue SML-2 90").


Plate tree (no-name brand). Has held up fine. Might be willing to part with the lb plates as they're typically never used in favor of calibrated plates... but I like to horde plates.


Looking at around May 27 pickup date in Sugar House. PM if interested. Low chance anyone wants this stuff but I'd prefer a TW dork over a KSL tweaker.

 

Washington, the OG "ruined by Californians" I grew up in the Seattle area, and the CA hate flows freely

 

TWO sheets of OSB? Look at Mr. Moneybags over here!

 

In my defense!!!! It was bought last July when it was under $1,000,000/board.

 

We're going back to Oregon where it flows equally as bad. We both have degrees from University of California Eugene.

 

Damn you and my one bedroom apartment. How much?

 

This is southern talk, I understand it just fine. Lol.

 

Y’all are some weird sons a bitches out here

 

I hear they offer 0% auto loans to anyone who makes it through the Subway in the winter...

 

Heck, they prob lowered the bar to "anyone who can actually get a shuttle ticket" these days

 

Welcome to Utah! haha!

Lol. I think you meant, "anyone who can even get into the springdale area"?

 

Sooooo

from those that know


600$Ish to rebuild all four

yea or nah