Veterans BS thread.

Lol crazy fuckin guys.

We kept our barracks on lock down pretty much after 10. No crazy parties, no nothing. There wasn't even 100 people in our enlisted barracks. Base Kodiak has maybe 3000 total people attached to it, including civilians. Largest base in the CG though!

 

Why was he mad? Did you spend more time on a boat than him? Maybe he just chipped paint his entire stint

 

Yup, indeed they do.

 

Naw he wasn't mad, he was just a cocky navy EOD guy.

 

It wasnt the barracks. It was on base family housing. My base had I think around 60k people...Probley more now they morphed with the chairforce( its a joint base)

 

This is true. The USCGC Dallas went to Panama with us then turned up in Scotland and Norway with us 6 months later.

 

So, When are we going to go to full on war with a country that has the three b's

 

Boobs, butts and brains? Don't think that exists

 

Lol 60k, that's small city. I don't think I saw parties over 20 people in family housing.

LOL!! I just remembered, there was one time we got a call from a lady that was like, My door is open to my house, and there is poop in my toilet that wasn't there when I left.

Never found out who the mysterious phantom shitter was though...

 

Beers, Bitches and Beaches my friend

 

Hmmm

 

This does exist, just the ones that use the butt and boobs don't use the brains.

The ones that use the brain, don't use the boobs or butt!

 

We should take over the Bahamas. I would sign up for that. Better yet Rio

 

lol. I had an M/p buddy. He told me that if you went down by american lake (wich was a small lake on base) you could catch the "breeders".
He said one time he caught 2 big fat chicks ( soldiers wifes in fact) that were getting it on in a car with a 3 foot double ender. Turns out thier husbands were in the field

 

The amount of women in the bars when the ships were out compared to when they were in...was hugely noticeable.

I did a motor vehicle assist on car on the side of the road at 3am, driver was revoked, passenger was a felon in possession of paraphernalia and a weapon.

And they were coming down from a mountain cabin, with dirty laundry, and black double sided dildo in the laundry basket.

I didn't verbalize my assumptions, as this was two guys in the car.

 

Can't tell you how many times I would go out when a carrier was leaving and the bars were packed with their cheating whore wives. Disgusted me.

 

Yup...that's why navy kids are so good lookin, they have coastie dads.

 

See, if the military really wanted to to stop that from happing, put the cheating bitches into jail, so they have a record when the divorce happens. If it happened frequently enough, I would think fraud charges should be brought against the cheater for defrauding the military member of his BAH and BAS..IMO