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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Aug 16, 2009.

  1. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:06 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie as I looked at him lying in
    his pen.The shelter was clean, and the people really friendly.

    I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small
    college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass
    them on the street.

    But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life
    here, and I thought a dog couldn't hurt. Give me someone to talk to.

    And I had just seen Reggie's advertisement on the local news. The shelter
    said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people
    who had come down to see him just didn't look like "Lab people," whatever
    that meant. They must've thought I did.

    But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and
    his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which
    were brand new tennis balls, his dishes, and a sealed letter from his
    previous owner.

    See, Reggie and I didn't really hit it off when we got home. We struggled
    for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust
    to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too.
    Maybe we were too much alike.

    For some reason, his stuff (except for the tennis balls - he wouldn't go
    anywhere without two stuffed in his mouth) got tossed in with all of my
    other unpacked boxes. I guess I didn't really think he'd need all his old
    stuff, that I'd get him new things once he settled in. But it became pretty
    clear pretty soon that he wasn't going to.

    I tried the normal commands the shelter told me he knew, ones like "sit" and
    "stay" and "come" and "heel," and he'd follow them - when he felt like it.
    He never really seemed to listen when I called his name - sure, he'd look in
    my direction after the fourth of fifth time I said it, but then he'd just go
    back to doing whatever. When I'd ask again, you could almost see him sigh
    and then grudgingly obey.

    This just wasn't going to work. He chewed a couple shoes and some unpacked
    boxes. I was a little too stern with him and he resented it, I could tell.

    The friction got so bad that I couldn't wait for the two weeks to be up, and
    when it was, I was in full-on search mode for my cell phone amid all of my
    unpacked stuff.

    I remembered leaving it on the stack of boxes for the guest room, but I also
    mumbled, rather cynically, that the "damn dog probably hid it on me."

    Finally I found it, but before I could punch up the shelter's number, I also
    found his pad and other toys from the shelter. I tossed the pad in Reggie's
    direction and he snuffed it and wagged, some of the most enthusiasm I'd seen
    since bringing him home. But then I called, "Hey, Reggie, you like that??
    Come here and I'll give you a treat." Instead, he sort of glanced in my
    direction - maybe "glared" is more accurate - and then gave a discontented
    sigh and flopped down. With his back to me.

    Well, that's not going to do it either, I thought. And I punched the shelter
    phone number.

    But I hung up when I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten
    about that, too.

    "Okay,Reggie, " I said out loud, "let's see if your previous owner has any
    advice.".... .....

    To Whomever Gets My Dog:

    Well, I can't say that I'm happy you're reading this, a letter I told the
    shelter could only be opened by Reggie's new owner.

    I'm not even happy writing it. If you're reading this, it means I just got
    back from my last car ride with my Lab after dropping him off at the
    shelter. He knew something was different. I have packed up his pad and toys
    before and set them by the back door before a trip, but this time... it's
    like he knew something was wrong. And something is wrong... which is why I
    have to go to try to make it right.

    So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with
    him and he with you.

    First, he loves tennis balls...the more the merrier. Sometimes I think he's
    part squirrel, the way he hordes them. He usually always has two in his
    mouth, and he tries to get a third in there. Hasn't done it yet. Doesn't
    matter where you throw them, he'll bound after it, so be careful - really
    don't do it by any roads. I made that mistake once, and it almost cost him
    dearly.

    Next, commands. Maybe the shelter staff already told you, but I'll go over
    them again: Reggie knows the obvious ones - "sit," "stay," "come," "heel. "
    He knows hand signals: "back" to turn around and go back when you put your
    hand straight up; and "over" if you put your hand out right or left.?
    "Shake" for shaking water off, and "paw" for a high-five. He does "down"
    when he feels like lying down - I bet you could work on that with him some
    more. He knows "ball" and "food" and "bone" and "treat" like nobody's
    business. I trained Reggie with small food treats. Nothing opens his ears
    like little pieces of hot dog.

    Feeding schedule: twice a day, once about seven in the morning, and again at
    six in the evening.

    Regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand.

    He's up on his shots. Call the clinic on 9th Street and update his info with
    yours; they'll make sure to send you reminders for when he's due. Be
    forewarned: Reggie hates the vet.

    Good luck getting him in the car - I don't know how he knows when it's time
    to go to the vet, but he knows.

    Finally, give him some time.

    I've never been married, so it's only been Reggie and me for his whole life.
    He's gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides
    if you can. He sits well in the backseat, and he doesn't bark or complain.
    He just loves to be around people, and me most especially.

    Which means that this transition is going to be hard, with him going to live
    with someone new.

    And that's why I need to share one more bit of info with you....

    His name's not Reggie.

    I don't know what made me do it, but when I dropped him off at the shelter,
    I told them his name was Reggie. He's a smart dog, he'll get used to it and
    will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. But I just couldn't bear to
    give them his real name. For me to do that, it seemed so final, that handing
    him over to the shelter was as good as me admitting that I'd never see him
    again. And if I end up coming back, getting him, and tearing up this letter,
    it means everything's fine. But if someone else is reading it, well... well
    it means that his new owner should know his real name. It'll help you bond
    with him. Who knows, maybe you'll even notice a change in his demeanor if
    he's been giving you problems.

    His real name is Tank.

    Because that is what I drive.

    Again, if you're reading this and you're from the area, maybe my name has
    been on the news. I told the shelter that they couldn't make "Reggie"
    available for adoption until they received word from my company commander
    See, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could've left Tank
    with.. and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to
    Iraq, that they make one phone call to the shelter... in the "event"... to
    tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my colonel is a
    dog guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said he'd do it
    personally. And if you're reading this, then he made good on his word.

    Well, this letter is getting too downright depressing, even though, frankly,
    I'm just writing it for my dog. I couldn't imagine if I was writing it for a
    wife and kids and family. But still, Tank has been my family for the last
    six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family.

    And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family and that he
    will adjust and come to love you the same way he loved me.

    That unconditional love from a dog is what I took with me to Iraq as an
    inspiration to do something selfless, to protect innocent people from those
    who would do terrible things... and to keep those terrible people from
    coming over here. If I had to give up Tank in order to do it, I am glad to
    have done so. He was my example of service and of love. I hope I honored him
    by my service to my country and comrades.

    All right, that's enough.

    I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter.

    I don't think I'll say another good- bye to Tank, though. I cried too much
    the first time.

    Maybe I'll peek in on him and see if he finally got that third tennis ball
    in his mouth.

    Good luck with Tank.

    Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night -
    from me."

    Thank you,

    Paul Mallory

    ________

    I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure I had heard of
    Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid,
    killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver Star
    when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all
    summer.

    I leaned forward in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at
    the dog.

    "Hey, Tank," I said quietly.

    The dog's head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes bright.

    "C' mere boy."

    He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor. He
    sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn't heard
    in months.

    "Tank," I whispered. His tail swished.

    I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered,
    his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just
    seemed to flood him.

    I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my face into his scruff and
    hugged him.

    "It's me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me."

    Tank reached up and licked my cheek.

    "So whatdaya say we play some ball?" His ears perked again.

    "Yeah?? Ball?? You like that???Ball? "

    Tank tore from my hands and disappeared in the next room.

    And when he came back......he had three tennis balls in his mouth.


    I recieved this in an E-mail, and it was found to be a fictional story. A good read none the less, Imho.
     
  2. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:14 PM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is gooder 'en chicken Moderator

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    Damn you Chris.
     
  3. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:14 PM
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    Motoknuckle

    Motoknuckle Braaaaap!

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    That's a long read and I hate dogs...hopefully someone enjoys it.:)
     
  4. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:15 PM
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    GotLift37

    GotLift37 Bangers Runner

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    wow. is this a true story?
     
  5. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:19 PM
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    That was a pretty awesome read...
     
  6. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:22 PM
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    AFButters Rigger, Please!!

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    That read was worth it!
     
  9. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:31 PM
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  10. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:37 PM
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    God Bless you, Tank and Paul. Thank you Chris.
     
  11. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:45 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    I didn't catch the "message" in the title.... Sad story :(
     
  12. Aug 16, 2009 at 4:49 PM
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    The story is fictional. I got it in an E-mail, and thought it a good read.
     
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    damnit..good read thou:)
     
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  17. Aug 16, 2009 at 7:46 PM
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    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    but....but.....the dog is happy now???? :(
     
  18. Aug 16, 2009 at 7:53 PM
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    Good read. :)
     
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    Damn it...there seems to be something in my eyes...
     
  20. Aug 21, 2009 at 3:58 PM
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    That's a long read and I hate dogs...hopefully someone enjoys it.
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