weird gym people

Ms/Mr Talks on cellphone while doing Cardio. This is by far, my biggest pet peeve at the gym

Ms/Mr talks to you while your doing cardio. Leave me the fuck alone?! you see the headphones planted in my ears?

Mr trainer who shows absolutely no interest in the person he's training and spends most time talking to other trainers while this poor person paying them $100/hr is left doing leg presses for 1/2 an hour

Ms "i'm cute so can i use that machine before you?" No! and my girlfriend's hotter you skank!

Mr i'm so fukkin juiced i can't wipe my ass and has a serious case of swass whilst arm curling and benching 400.

Same guy as above that does 2-3 reps with 140 lb dumbells (insert exercise here) and then drops them on the floor. Good for you jackass, wipe your ass!

Mr Interval trainer. This is especially annoying if, like my gym, there's tons of cardio equipment but only 3 or 4 rowers and specialized machines.

Mr talking on cell phone in the locker room while naked. Eww.

This thread rules!

 

MR i dont want to get big, i just want to get toned, and then goes into an hour long explanation of how abouts he plan on achieving this goal.

 

MR You are going the exercise wrong- the dude who corrects everybody in their forum.
And

Mr i put 3 plates on the bench press and i press it 1 time 1/4 of the way down

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Mr I have big arms that thats it- they have big arms and do lots of curls till there is no tomorrow, but they have a gut so big they prob hadn't seen their dick since the first bush was is office.

 

or the

Miss i'm hot and i like attention- the broad who is no doubt hot but she goes into the free weights area gets on a bench and bends over in front of all the dudes doing back and tri pulls with a 15 lb dumbell..

 

Nice! Good to see Swass is making a comeback.

I work out at the Gym in the Condo or at the Climbing center where damn near everyone is a toothpick and not a muscle head.

 

good thread...how bout ....

Mr.Chicken legs?! This guy has an upper body like Arnold Schwarzenegger! But hasn't done squats.. leg extensions or a leg press in years!

Oh and btw...mr naked guy.... Went to the gym the other day..before i started i had to take a piss...and heres this guy butt naked at the bathroom sink..nasty and hairy Shaving his face..I was like dude....can't you do that at your house?

 

Hey that's like me only slightly different.

One arm is bigger than the other. I should really institute the stranger more often.

 

Well..my right arm is a little bigger than my left...Im talking about really noticable Little legs..But a HUGE upper BOdy. LOL

 

Hmm, I was just talking about waxing the one eyed wonder snake.

 

i cant tell you the last time i went to a gym..BUT farting on the treadmill is funny..You get the walkin farts..haha

Naked locker room is nasty

I did how ever be that guy checkin out other girls...Let me set the scene;
Im on a upper body machine and theres a good looking girl across from me. Shes doing something with her legs where you have to open your legs and close them. well she had a good camel toe goin on, and she caught me staring. She put her ipod between her legs..I had to get up and leave after about 5 minutes if you know what i mean..haha

 

Haha! This thread is funny. Sounds like a couple of you need to quit working out at the homeless shelter.

 

M. "i go to the gym so i can work out and look better and be more sexually attractive than ND guy". Thats the guy I HATE! screw all you healthy people out there tryin to make me look bad! yeah, i'm looking at you mjp2!

 

Parking Lot Stalkers- They slowly follow behind you while you are walking to your car. Then they proceed to pull so far up that you can't even get out of your space.

 

To the dude that pulled the 10's off the side rack on the machine I was using at the time. Nah, I wasn't going to use those on my next set, I'll just go ahead and walk across the weight room and grab the extra 10's that are stacked next to you. Oh, BTW, F-you buddy. F-you.

I'm not annoyed at all...

 

mr. walk around staring at yourself in the mirror

I would go to the gym just about everyday for a while...and everyday there was this guy that walked back and forth staring at the mirrors. Go do some curls...get all huffy like he was doing something so badass.........walk to the treadmills....walk back and do some more curls......repeat, repeat, repeat

 

that was me

 

haha oops

 

Or the guy that when you lay your stuff down on a bench or something during the middle of a workout so that you can go get water before you pass out and you come back to find your stuff in the floor and them on your damn machine.

Or the grandma that cuts in front of you to get a parking spot.

Or the best one yet...the couples that can not keep their hands of each other


This is the best thread ever!

 

ive also seen people leave and not come back for like 5-10 minutes too but they leave their stuff all over the bench like they own it.

 

Ms I am going to do exercise ball work in the middle of the free weight area.

Mr. I slam the weights down after every set so someone might look over and see how much I can lift.

Mr. I am just starting my steroid cycle so I am only going to do arms and chest so I can become Mr. Huge upper body with prison legs.