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wellll wellll im drunkk

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by cbcs1987, Jan 16, 2009.

  1. Jan 16, 2009 at 7:00 PM
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    cbcs1987

    cbcs1987 [OP] Redneck from the hills

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    tap the rockies! code blue. coors light... im drunk. if you dont like it kiss my country ass



    Written By David Allan Coe/ Fred Spears

    Recitation:
    THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS
    HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS
    THE REST HE GOT WORKING' ON OLD JUNK CARS
    IN THE DAYTIME
    THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD
    AND I NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TIRED AND MEAN
    HE SOLD USED PARTS TO MAKE ENDS MEET
    COVERED WITH OIL FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET
    CUSSING' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT
    AND MOSQUITOES
    AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS
    BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX ANYHOW
    HE WAS VETERAN-PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE
    HE'D FOUGHT TILL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE
    DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH THE HARD TIMES

    HE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE G.I. BILL
    BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE HAD TO KILL TO GET IT
    HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK
    CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK
    HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK
    SOMETIMES
    HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE
    AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH
    THAT HE WOULD TAKE FROM A STRANGER

    THERE WERE THIRTEEN KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS
    A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS
    I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTING' UP LOGS FOR THE WINTER
    TRYING' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD
    WORKING' LIKE A ****** FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD
    COAL-BURIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS
    IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

    IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY,
    IT'LL HAIR LIP THE POPE
    IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
    I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY,
    AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
    IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
     
  2. Jan 16, 2009 at 7:53 PM
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    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    toss another one down...

    :thumbsup:
     
  3. Jan 17, 2009 at 3:27 AM
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    CheeseWithTaco

    CheeseWithTaco Well-Known Member

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    grrr...
    yeah im drunk as hell... just got back from a local casino...
    was there about ~5 hours, i was stuck about 6 hunny, but manage to leave with +80 doll hairs. make a little come back on 4 dead shoes (dealer won 75% of the hands and most of the 6 and 5 ups.). a little here and a big all in bet there, and i leave with a tank of gas and some food money, and free beers and comp doll hairs... :p
     
  4. Jan 17, 2009 at 9:25 AM
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    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    Casino Del Sol? :D
     
  5. Jan 17, 2009 at 11:30 AM
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    CheeseWithTaco

    CheeseWithTaco Well-Known Member

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    grrr...
    yes sir. i like playing there cuz they have surrender... :cool:
     
  6. Jan 17, 2009 at 12:16 PM
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    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    lol... that was my favorite one to go to... but once I moved to Rancho Sahuarita, started going to desert diamond down there b/c it was close... :thumbsup:
     
  7. Jan 17, 2009 at 9:51 PM
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    JATaco

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    see post dont drink and drive!
     
  8. Jan 18, 2009 at 3:06 AM
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    CheeseWithTaco

    CheeseWithTaco Well-Known Member

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    grrr...
    oh man... im doing fucking good right now... hung out at this retro club place. i didnt really dig it, but met an old friend from back in the day. dropped a buck 20 on drinks, then got pretty taosted. jager bombers, jamingston whiskey shots, and a crap load of heinnies, and buying rounds of drinks for people i didnt really know. did my thang, and took off to the casino (the diamond) kick the crap out of 4-8 hold em limit. and did good on blackjack, and ending the night with free drinks and a pretty good profit on top of that. :cool:
     
  9. Jan 18, 2009 at 5:23 AM
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    Delmarva

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    which club... lol :D
     
  10. Jan 18, 2009 at 1:01 PM
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    CheeseWithTaco

    CheeseWithTaco Well-Known Member

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    grrr...
    club congress with all the "trendies" :eek:
     
  11. Jan 18, 2009 at 1:12 PM
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    Delmarva

    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    oh boy.... I'm disappointed in you... lol

    I always liked The Shelter over on Grant and Columbus(ish) if I had to go to a bar... or The Golden Nugget!!! Congress is for UofA dipshit fratboys... :rofl: Always avoid downtown bars...
     
  12. Jan 18, 2009 at 1:14 PM
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    eordonez Living vicariously through mjp2

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  13. Jan 18, 2009 at 1:16 PM
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    DeeKay21

    DeeKay21 Lieutenant Dan.

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    Damn I live in a casino town and I never have that much fun!!!:eek: Guess I'd rather keep my money then have those fu--- take it!!!:mad:
     
  14. Jan 18, 2009 at 2:47 PM
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    CheeseWithTaco

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    grrr...
    yeah, i dont hardly go out to clubs and places like that. i like famous sams or a dive bar. but do most drink at the casinos.
     
  15. Jan 18, 2009 at 2:49 PM
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    CheeseWithTaco

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    grrr...
    its fun when u win. but i gotta remind myself, gotta pay the bills. just keep my A game up, and i do good.
     
  16. Jan 18, 2009 at 2:52 PM
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    DeeKay21

    DeeKay21 Lieutenant Dan.

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    Yeah when I first moved here I gambled quite a bit because I wasn't used to a casino town. After about 6 months of that, I said screw it!!! I might go like once every 2 months now, even if that.
     
  17. Jan 18, 2009 at 3:09 PM
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    CheeseWithTaco

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    grrr...
    this is the only thing im really good at. besides selling shit.... :confused:
     
  18. Jan 18, 2009 at 3:32 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Shelter and Golden Nugget are dive bars... :thumbsup: lol :D
     
  19. Jan 18, 2009 at 4:03 PM
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    CheeseWithTaco

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    grrr...
    yeah but i live in the south side. thats a good 45 minute drive. :p
     
  20. Jan 18, 2009 at 4:14 PM
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    Delmarva

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    ahh.. where on south side? I lived out in starr pass when I was out there..
     
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