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What animals have you been bitten by?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Surferdude, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:01 PM
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    Surferdude

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    Ok I heard this on a local radio station and thought with all the other silly/fun stuff here, why not this!

    Here it is. What animals have you been bitten by and why?

    I'll start:

    -Parrot: probably remembered me teasing him about clipped wings...
    -Turtles: they bite anything put near their mouth...
    -Hamsters: they're demonic and quite painful
    -Garden snakes: they bite when you catch em at first, then calm down
    -LargeMouth Bass: don't hold the crayfish in your fingers too long under water
    -StingRay: confused my bald skull for a giant squid in Cayman Islands
    -Lizards: they make a fine ear-ring, tap their nose, they open their mouth, attach to ear, voila. Note to self, don't do this with larger lizards...
    edit:
    -Dog: while riding my bicycle up a hill, couldn't get away from him. Told the owner and was sad to hear that he put the dog down a few days later. Guess I wasn't his first bite.
    -Goose: She didn't like me running down a trail apparently close to her nest, they can move quick! Bit me on my tricep whilst I ran faster!
    -Cats of course, I probably caused it though...


    Well I'm sure there's more than I can recall so, you're turn!
     
  2. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:02 PM
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    Sunner

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    Duck. I fucking hate ducks.
     
  3. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:08 PM
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    Snake, cat, dog, female human, fishes, parrot, jellyfish, that's about it I guess.
     
  4. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:09 PM
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    Loll
     
  5. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:11 PM
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  6. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:12 PM
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    dog, evilcat, almost every insect known to man, fish, jellyfuckfish, cow.

    I got bitten by a cow.
     
  7. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:12 PM
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    This girl - it bled a lot.

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    But luckily never this girl, because I'd be in hospital or dead.

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  8. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:13 PM
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    -seagull
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  9. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:13 PM
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    A cow... that's too damn funny!
     
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    i wonder if i'm the only one here that's been bitten by a pacman frog

    i was trying to feed it a mouse, and it missed the mouse and got my fingers...my whole hand went numb
     
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    Also got bit removing a wild little brown bat that had flown into the dorm in college. Never considered rabies or a hospital visit...foolhardy kid I guess.
     
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    Waka waka

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    no idea what this thing was, but it looked like a beetle with horn like pincers. I stepped on it in my garage, and it attached itself to my big toe with it's pincers. Needless to say, I flailed around my garage screaming like a little girl. . .




    Here, I found a picture of it.

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  18. Jan 25, 2012 at 6:29 PM
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    Twice by my BIL Chow. The second time, I bit the dogs tail, while he was clamping on my forearm. Dog never did it again, and we've become friends.

    A roommate's Daschund, GOD I HATED that stupied wiener dog. Punched that idiot dog on its "beak". Knocked it cold, NEVER messed with me again. Roommate kept asking why the pooch was afraid of me... :cool:


    But the worst bite I ever got, was by a HS gf. Vivian found out that I was cheating with one of her friends and while making out with me bit my tongue so hard, that I was still bleeding several hours later. Mom took me to the ER, where had the bleeding not stop, they were ready to stich me! :eek:


    I still have a scar, and in my fam, Viv is just referred to as the "bite bitch"...
     
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