What did you get busted for as a teenager?

That doesn't exactly mesh with "didn't even slow down"


Unless you were in the middle of buttfuck Iowa with no trees or buildings around.

 

Do you know where Nunavut is ?

lol

 

Manitoba actually. And it's flat. It's so flat that if your wife left you, you could see her walking away for the next 5 days.

 

I'm actually from Manitoba. .My name is Nunavut because I have a gorilla hanging from my rear view mirror with a tag saying Nunavut.

 

Manitoba , Nunavut , same thing

 

Ya... it's about 300 miles further than what the Navajo call "The Boonies"

 

Fixed that for ya

 

Shot roaming candles at cars on the interstate and a cop saw, but couldnt see us in the woods. He shot the beam and saw us running to the barn. At the house was a party going on and they told the cops where we ran to so they would leave them alone. He let us go!
There was also a time when me and my brother had 6 cop cars show up at waffle house, but thats another story haha.

 

guess all the red necks hang out at waffle out out there as well? lol thats wear they hang out here. lol

 

Thats just "wear" I love to eat! Haha but nah all the "country boys blaring rap and wearing flat bills" hang out at Sonic.

 

Roman candles

 

Dang

 

nice. i love going down at like 2 am.

all the real red necks around here hang out at walmart parking lot, waffle house and exxon(gas station) lol. some times after a few days of rain waffle house parking lot is has mud all over it.

 

some more stuff i never got busted for. spray painting a stop sign. shot a 18 wheeler (just the trailer) with a paint ball gun. as it was going down interstate.

 

The joke around my house growing up was, when the cops came to the door, my Dad would ask "Picking up or dropping off?"

 

^^^

 

Had a flashback to kindergarten. I'll probably get hurled out of Tacoma World for this....(gulp) I..... I was caught chewing gum!!!

 

i wore hats in class

 

I can't remember the last time that I've been to the huddle house at a decent hour and sober. Must be 5 years or more.

 

Yea, we old farts remember this

$3.15 - $3:35, depending on where, when I got my first jobs.