What do you do after you do "it"

where's the take a leak option? that's my vote

 

Call my girlfriend



Just kidding !!! I would never call her immediatly after doing it.

 

With me working nights most my career and my wife working days I've come up with what I like to call "Naughty Mortician Night". This is only possible if your wife is like mine, nothing wakes her up. So I guess what I do right after is put the blankets back on her so she has no idea! It's funny because the other day she told me she had a "naughty" dream about me....I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard.

 

it all depends on her
if were both tired im passing out
if were both still good were going again.
if shes out and im up im playing video games lol

 

Where exactly do you live?

 

Do it again!

 

"My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night."
-Rodney Dangerfield

 

blow out the birthday cake . . . I'm married and it only happens on birthdays or anniversaries.

 

Amen to that brotha.

 

+1 to taking a leak!

 

Well, the copilot has no memory so as soon as done, it's like it's been too long again instantly so yeah, more more more more more & more. Hit it like it's the last time you'll ever get too.....every time.

 

the hooker option wasn't gettin no love, so naturally I rooted for the underdog

 

tell her to get the f*uck out and send in her sister......

then tell the sister to get the f*uck out and send in their mother.....

 

I selected all just to be an ass... :thumbsup;

 

all i know is i'm the opposite of most guys. it puts most guys to sleep but it wakes me up. i could be dog tired before but afterwards i'm ready to go workout of paint the house or something. its annoying, i wish i was a "roll over and sleep" kind of guy

 

Fart & go to sleep wasn't one of the options?

 

Same here - she always falls asleep straight away. I'm usually wired.

 

that is the reason I'll never get married.

 

If I take one more drink, I'm gon end up .......

fuck peeing after sex. I'm usually drunk so i have bad aim, and the internal plumbing is all discombobulated and eratic.

 

I didn't realize that you could check all that apply. Oh well. Usually we either do it again, or play video games, or both. Halo 3 is good. We also usually go upstairs and raid the 'fridge. That's our Friday and Saturday nights right there. I think that means we're stuck in a rut. But I don't mind!