What does everybody look like?????

X2

 

hahaha I thought it was Funny TacoArk!!!! Clever Girl!

Motoknuckle I just noticed that your from AZ hahahaha or wait did I already know that? hmmmm oh well

 

i was purposely waitin for a dumb shit like u to notice

i see u stitched yur peter back on... havin any complications from the recovery?

 

u know it

i just worked on a lady that works as a manager/consultant for the ritz-carlton hotel/spa... she tells me there is one in phoenix... is this true? if so i might have another good reason to come do a drive by and stay for a while she said they do seminars for massage therapists and whatnot so thats a good enough reason to attend one. plus their spas are top notch

 

why don't you mosey on over to the hot gf thread and check out my lady. based on my terrible personality and my atrocious body and lack of hair there's only one body part that could attract a woman of that caliber.... and it is spectacular! definately not small or sewed back on....

 

ive already seen it and commented jack ass... pay more attention to yur emails for subscribed threads

 

i dont get emails for subcribed thread, i am subscribed to over 1700 threads or something like that, i'd get emails constantly!

 

Yup, I'm here for another month then I move back to Minnesota.

Let's hook up.

JK.

 

you dont want to hook up with an old hag like me hahaha this is the most recent pic I have, I just made my friend email it to me. Its From my birthday party last Monday

 

You definitely don't look old. I would say late 20s.

 

whoa whoa whoa! many of my friends have seen it (my favorite move is the "pendulum of love") but nobody on this site has seen it! bob doesn't allow a file size large enough for me to upload it BOOYAH!

 

how you doin?

 

Yeah I wouldve said like 25. Nice!

 

how you doin???

again..... lol

 

then go unsubscribe to the sucky ones

 

u know what u should do maura? u should totally go buy an outfit just like brandy wore in Joe Dirt with the shirt unbuttoned down low and tied up above her waist with cut off shorts and cowboy boots... yur choice of pig tails or a ponytail

that would be awesome!

 

yup shes mine...hahaha oh man i crack myself up, i wish!

 

i bet she lets me call dibs before anyone else bc im awesome like that