What does everybody look like?????

dont know bout romeo & juliet... not lookin for nothin to happen anytime soon

 

Here we go again, mouthing off the 2 inches. Can you pull off a mushroom welt with that thingy?

 

1) I need to warn you about the alfredo sauce. you use an entire stick of butter, heavy cream, and cheese to make it. it is amazing but if you eat it more than once a month you will die from multiple heart attacks.
2) to fill out your pants
3) no problem there
4) that would actually be fun. but deer have great hearing and smell and sight, how do you ever see any?
6) i prefer metric. metric is easy to remember
7) No i dont. girls dont like a sense of humor, if they did they would all date clowns. i'm dead serious all of hte time.
9) i could never live in a big city. where i live is actually growing alot faster than i would like but i can still get out to camp or mtn bike or spend time on the lake whenever i want. why would somebody like you even be in the city at all?

 

1) i eat cheese pretty much every single day
2) right...
4) wtf? u tryin to say i dont know what the hell im doin? ive been deer huntin since i could hold up a rifle... im pretty sure by now if i spend the $$ on a license every yr, own a rifle & buy the bullets to use that btw are expensive as hell now... im pretty sure i wouldnt still be tryin to hunt if i dont see them. i kill almost my limit every yr. keeps me fed & my deep freezer full so thats all that matters
7) if u aint got a sense of humor then u cant hang bc i love makin people laugh... i love laughin, its the ultimate ab workout thats why mine have probably stayed so dam hard
9) the only reason i got up in the city was bc the job i had i lost and had to make ends meat so i moved closer to save on gas... now all i gotta do is get my house sold & im good... still movin regardless if it sells or not

 

Actually, i can let you know exactly what a date with me would be like. a while ago i wrote "Nate's 7 steps to a perfect date" in order to help 007tacoma get lucky on his wifes birthday. These are the steps that i live by. Get ready for the romantic ride of your life......


Ok 007, im gonna help you out here. here are some tips for mackin on the ladies....

1) talk about yourself constantly. Chicks spend all day with themselves and if they are anything like me then they get real tired of how they never shut up, they wanna hear all about you and you alone. feel free to brag alot, chicks dig that

2) dont be funny, girls hate a sense of humor. If they wanted funny they would date clowns (but as we know everyone hates clowns) Be very serious all the time and try to never smile, broads love that (they also love being called broads)

3) Fart at the dinner talbe. This sets the pace for your relationship. If you dont fart on the first date, she'll expect you not to fart around her ever. You let her know right off the bat that you have gas and will let it out whenever you deem necessary.

4) Make her pay for her half of dinner (this also sets the pace for the rest of the relationship)

5) Be upfront with her. let her know you expect to get some action for taking her out (there's no such thing as a free lunch sista!) Also let her know that you are lazy and expect her to do most of the work in the bedroom and that you will probably want a sandwhich afterwards.

6) Don't make eye contact, make boob contact. if you consistantly stare at her boobs it lets her know what you want without you even having to tell her. It's called body language, i learned that while getting my psych degree

7)Finally and most importantly.... For some reason, all of my dates try to "escape" at some point. I still havent figured out why.... but when she excuses herself to go to the bathroom, this is sometimes a trick so she can call a taxi. Whenever she "excuses" herself make sure you follow very close behind her so she knows your there... constantly watching her every move. Always try to position yourself between her and any possible point of exit, personally i try to keep my ladies in a corner. Also, when in the car, make sure the doors are locked so they don't jump out.

Now follow all of my rules and you should be set for your date, she wont be able to resist your charm... expecially if you force it on her

 

As far as i know that baby got 007 laid

 

man... yall must be dealin with some hard core city girls wtf? wow!

#3 that dont even bother me but then again, im not a city girl
#4 i TOTALLY agree w/ u on that... make that "broad" earn her keep (that must be a northern thing sayin broad bc i dont hear it down here)
#5 sometimes we want the same thing
#6 if they're out there then stare at em... she didnt put on a dam t-shirt did she?
#7 could be the toxic farts... change yur diet

 

i think i love you....

 

so... at what point did u realize this?

 

somewhere between pistol whiping and stalking deer.... plus the pics didnt hurt

 

so u like violence and a stalker... hmm...

 

i do have a thing for violent women

plus you drink jack, which is my booze of choice. not only do you eat venison, you bring it home. and you drive a Taco. and you're a massage therapist. Now you just need to move to SC and make me a sandwhich

 

I have your answer.

When you use a scope you see TOO MUCH. With iron sights you line them up on target center and squeeze off the shot. With the scope you watch the crosshair drift around target center and it almost never looks "just right". As a result you keep chasing that elusive sight picture until you end up taking the shot just because it's taken so long.

You'll really see it if you ever shoot smallbore rifle. When I first went to a scope from irons my scores went from mid 270's to low 250's. I'd wear myself out trying to get that bleeping crosshair on the white dot. Once I rationalized that the bullet is the size of the 9 ring so any shot that breaks inside the 9 will touch the 10 spot my scores went back up.

Try a lower powered or even a 0X red dot scope and work your way to higher powers from there.

Good luck

-Roland (retired Combat Arms Instructor and Rifle Team trainer.)

 

that actually sounds about right. i have pulled the trigger before just bacause it was taking too long and i figured i might as well jsut pull the trigger and see what happens. i dont have incredibly steady hands. i dont shake all over the place but every little movement is maginfied by the scope so its hard for me to keep her steady. But with iron sights i can shoot a tick of a dogs back from any distance

 

you said it