What does everybody look like?????

I feel you bro! Gotta keep those bitties in line, keep em doing chores so you can spend time on whats really important, like your physique and skin tone.

 

Correct Paul. I was just trying to be humble. But a most recent picture would show my tatoo tears.

 

Damn straight...Priorities.

 

I make 'em say....

 

Very true, today I learned that people from New Jersey are apparently exactly like they are on TV......

In all seriousness though, either this is some kind of huge joke or they have replaced the state drinking water with Four Loko

 

we are not, but u hear what they saw about canadians.....ay?

 

Typical american!!

It's "eh"

 

Is it that we know how to spell???

It's "eh" not "ay"

 

Damn beat me to it....

 

Say not saw

 

This place really got stirred up! Before anymore feelings are hurt, I'd like to offer an invitation to see my abs live and in person. Enjoy an afternoon of Abs amd Crabs, right down by the sea shore. May 5th through September 6th, come one come all!

 

Attention Whore (definition)

Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.

 

A legend in his own mind.

 

Abs and Crabs....ok I give up, that is actually pretty FUNNY SHIT.

Even if for some reason this isn't a joke I've got to admit that is still pretty good......

 

Go get that pretty boy sweet ass ill video tape and supply lube!!!!

 

Uh....so who is that really...Your BF?

 

And after that minute is up what are your plans......Body wax??

 

fuckin Jordon