What does everybody look like?????

Watermelon Crawl ring any bells?

 

Tim McGraw

 

Damn he looks a little pudgier than I remember.

 

Hey! I'm not pudgy!

Oh, right...

Well, I wouldn't describe him as a sorting chicken.

 

Tracy Byrd sang The Watermelon Crawl

 

I guess I've had that song under the wrong artist this whole time :doh:

 

Ding ding ding! Didn't recognize him until they announced him, I'm terrible with recognizing people.

There was a band I used to see a lot, yet I wouldn't recognize the singer off the stage when he walked up to me. Small venues if you couldn't tell.

 

And Texasprerunner, that phrase has been uttered more than once, though I'm currently unable to imbibe. :'(

 

I thought the Biltmore was pretty damn cool when I went. I was a child but I'd still go again. So much architecture, its crazy looking at all the work that went into that mansion.

 

Me and my son Cole. He is the fattest thing in the land.

He likes to give me baths. I guess I'm dirty.

 

Who "sharted" on that poor white towel on the right side of the picture?

 

Love Clint Black, but his eyes are squinty, he's an easy spot.

I haven't seen Tracy Byrd since he was on The Nashville Network doing outdoor shows. Awesome.

 

Your lipgloss is poppin.

 

Ha ha that's part of the mirror.

Oh yea, mang. And my eye shadow too? (Can't remember what is eye shadow and what is liner, same difference, right?) I'm so purty.

 

Ha ha what the firetruck? Never heard that one before.

 

Dude you're so fly

 

Yehaw, of course. I'm pretty pimp if I do say so myself, good sir.

 

Fenwick needs a mustache.

 

Pretty fly for a white guy