What has your dog destroyed?

He found my chocolate stash and ate this whole chocolate and almost all the wrappers I didn't even get a piece cuz I hadn't even opened it's yet. More shiny sh*t. I didnt even try it darn

I took the chocolate to the kitchen said whats this my family said idk my dog smelled it turned around and went to his cage, he couldn't even hide his guilt.


I just had to vent.....it looked good

 

My bull terrier has tore up a few neighbors cats in the past year. Cat shoyldnt jump my fence

 

You missed out, the white chocolate peppermint is the bomb.

 

When my brothers dog was a puppy and I was I was in Middle school he ate:
My ski boots
My hockey equipment
12 pack of Pepsi
Kitchen table
Banister
Vacuum
Pool sweep
My dads 96 Atlanta Olympic gear he just brought home

He was a cool dog but there was no funeral when he passed, he was an asshole of a dog

 

Very old thread but these are funny stories.

My dog Kimber; rottie, bullmastiff, Shepard, lab mix is only 7 months old.

Things I have found chewed destroyed:

Phone charging cord
Roommates bike seat
Pliers
My patrol bag for work
Every dog blanket
Ever chew toy
Christmas lights while they were string up outside in the tree
Tried to chew the cat once (she caught utter hell for that one)
My ratchet straps on the back seat floor
Juice pitcher (I still have no idea how she got that)
Garbage outside lol

I'm sure there is more I don't know about. I love my dog. She is a great pup and trained well overall. Just need to wait until she leaves this puppy stage and try to catch her in the acts!

 

2 comforters. Somewhat accidental. He untucks the bed for me when it's around 9:30 because he wants to go to bed.

2.7 shoes.

Lots of leftovers; he especially likes chicken dishes.

He used to eat the cat food, then the kitty passed away and he didn't touch it anymore.

a 5lb box of chocolate covered raisins a $1300 trip to the vet fixed that one. Little butthead.

He only has 1 feels-like-ceramic bone that he hasn't chewed to crap.

 

I think it would be easier to list what she hasn't destroyed, getting better as she gets older though.

 

Yeah well my black and tan coonhound has bite 3 Mexicans this year already other than that she is perfect. She love's everybody but hates Mexicans for some reason.

 

a bunny rabbit that got in the back yard last week

 

I have noticed many dogs do not like people of a race different than their owners (black, white or otherwise). I'm sure there's some dog logic explanation for it.

 

When I was a kid, we had a rescue dog that did not like black men in uniform

 

My friend has a dog that hates black people. I have been around that dog for years and every time the little turd barks and tries to bite me. 1 time he successfully did bit me and drew blood through a pair of thick jeans.....

A new white person walks in the door and he's as happy as possible.

The struggle is real.

 

Hey , nobody said snowmobile seat and heated handle bars yet .
Just payed $23,000 for the sled .
Came home to the cover torn off , all the leather missing off the seat and the handle bars .
Needless to say , my dog was sicker than a dog for a week .

 

My manhood

Imagine taking this rat for a walk down the street on a leash thick as dental floss:

 

My old dog was a destroyer of crotches in underwear.

 

Let's see...

- Countless toys
- A $100 dog bed within 24 hours of purchase
- my entertainment center
- an entire comforter set
- sliding door blinds
- and my back seat after a day at the dog park, but I cleaned that up and got a dog blanket because it was my fault anyway.

All that considered, I have a great dog and I don't mind what he has torn up in the past because he really makes up for it all with his personality.



How can you not love that face?

 

I could list a lot of things, but the biggest one that comes to mind is my sex life.

 

you still gotta love them all, I'm now alergic to dogs and cats but have the same memories growing up.

 

How did you clean that??