What has your dog destroyed?

A lot of carpet cleaner and even more elbow grease. lol

 

My new oakley jacket, my old oakley sandals, toys that I buy her within the same hour, practically made a trench under our backyard fence to play with the neighbors dog, bottle of pool chems...

 

The bulldog has destroyed every toy he has ever had. Even the kong toys are no match for him. He won't touch stuff like the remotes, chairs or cushions etc He seems to know which things are his toys and which ones aren't.

 

I had a 160lb Newfoundland who was a rescue with some pretty bad anxiety. He tended to drink from the toilet even with a full water bowel

One day he was in the crapper and I yelled at him. Several huge crashes later he ran out of the bathroom soaking wet with a broken toilet ring around his neck

In the bathroom the toilet tank was cracked, vanity and sink destroyed, as was the mirror that was now smashed on the floor

We assumed he bumped the toilet seat which fell on his head and scared the shit out of him which sent a 160lbs of dog into a frenzy

 

My 9 year old golden retriever has destroyed...

His own toys.
One spoon.
A single pillow.

And nothing else. I'm either extremely lucky or he is to lazy to destroy anything.

 

we used to live next to guy with horses our labs loved the horse crap.

 

My current labs are pretty good. They will raid the trash now and then, and my fat one will eat bread any chance he gets

My big one is a runner and loves to go out on runs with me. After long runs he will get a long drink and lay on a soft rug in the basement. The little one will take advantage of his tired pal and "dominate" his head for like 10 minutes

 

My lab (1 year, 5 months) has destroyed to much stuff to list, but recently it was a pair of my moms crocs that she left outside, and before that he jumped up on the roof of the dog house and grabbed the tarp over their pen, and jumped off with it in his mouth, so now there's a 4-5 foot rip in the tarp.

 

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5 days with a moose paddle, not exactly destroyed but his getting there lol

 

I had a Husky for 10 years. His first three alone would fill this thread for days.

I tried crate training him early on... that was a no go. He destroyed an "indestructible" dog crate. So I returned it under warranty. The woman at the shop said she has never seen one returned, let alone destroyed... ever.

Three days later I returned the replacement that was supposed to be better.

Man I miss Wylie

 

everything

 

Went to a kitchen fire one day, figured out that the owner of the dog had left a pizza box on top of stove, dog jumped up the grab it, paws turned a burner on and caught the box on fire which then spread to the cabinets, kitchen was a total loss, smoke damage to the whole house

 

My old dog I had growing up use to bring home all kinds of balls and toys. He had a dog house full of toys that we built for him but he never would sleep in it. He slept on top of it.

He one time brought home a brand new Dr Martins boot. I threw it away a few days later. Then the other side showed up a day later.

We lived on about 12 acres so it was hard to keep him fenced in.

But that all stopped after he got snipped.

Miss that dog

 

My old dog chewed everything including my trucks bumper my new dogs actual that blog that I caught in the picture

 

My Mini dachshund got lamp cord first week. Then laptop cable, phone cable, couch, laundry room door, wall, and floor, refrigerator, recliner, bed, 3 doggy beds, metal crate, shoes lost count on how many pairs, a roomba, and several toys, some not hers.

The roomba and couch were the last straws. She found a new home. This was over the span of a year.

My normal not possessed full size dachshund, got a laptop cable, a corner of a doggy bed, and lamp. She got a squirrel once but that was the squirrels fault. He provoked her.


Since finding a new home the mini has taken a pair of 4" heels down to flats, chewed the tires off a bike, taken out three iphone chargers, and one iphone, one crate, and several potted plants and shoes. She is the mecha of a destroyer.

 

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This cage that I built him

a ton of toys and random cardboard boxes. The most impressive was this linoleum floor

 

Plastic swimming pool.