What is the worst thing you've found in your beer can or bottle?

I thought I had scored and found a brand of beer at around $20 a 24 pack. Bought and enjoyed
a couple of cases. Last time I was drinking it in an aluminum can, I went to empty out the last of it into the sink before I tossed the can into the recycle bin. A damn mouse turd splashed out into the sink! Damn! Oh well, back to Modelo and Corona. Beer starts with an "E" and is brewed in Jalisco.

 

Not a beer can/bottle, but the worst thing I ever found in a beverage can was a bee. Back in high school, I was at a friends house one summer day. We had been drinking some cans of Coke/Pepsi/Root Beer/.... amd I left my partially empty can sitting on the table while we went to goof off for a little while. Came back a couple hours later, thirsty, I picked up my can to have a drink.... felt a lump of something go over my tongue. Then a moment later, damn bee stung my tongue! I still didn't know what had happened, until I spit out the mouthful of Coke and saw the bee now sitting on the table top. My damn tongue swelled up pretty good for a couple hours. That was the first time I ever got stung by a bee. Thankfully, I was not allergic......

 

I once opened a can of Milwaukee's Best, only to discover that it contained Milwaukee's Best.

 

worst thing I've found was that it was empty...

 

I found a scratch off lottery ticket once stuck alongside a bottle in a six pack of Miller highlife. The kicker was I won three bucks off that scratch off

 

Sorry if this is a tangent to the subject of what’s found in beer, but I one time pulled a ziplock bag out of the box and sealed within it was a big nasty house fly. I sent it to the company and got a coupon for a free box of bags.

 

This sounds like a "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" quote.

 

worst thing I have ever found in a Bottle was the dry bottom

 

Let’s see the pics. No way any poop lasted in a can in it’s solid form. It would have been broken down into the beer and may have made a taste improvement.

 

Michelob Ultra, got to be the worst shit I ever found in my bottle. I'd as soon had a mouse turd if it added taste.

 

Coors Light. Slightly carbonated dish water.

 

NO photo unfortunately, I was too grossed out to do anything but wash it down the sink. I examined it closely after picking it up with a paper towel. That was one solid turd!

 

There's always the chance that a mouse stole a sip while the drinker wasn't looking, discovered the awful taste, and took a dump in the can to try to ward anyone else off from sampling it. What else could he do, write you a note?

 

I would rather not drink beer than to drink Coors light. I had a buddy that's all he would drink. He used to carry around a little
cooler with him wherever he went. If he showed up with his cooler and plunked himself down you knew you were in trouble!

 

I know someone whos wife was allergic and that same thing happened. Sadly she didnt make it.

 

I knew someone who used to work at a few famous wineries. You'd be surprised how many rats crawl into the tubs of fermented grapes and drown even with covers on them. Good news is it's alcohol, so likely killed any bacteria.

Cheers!

 

The worst thing I see when I look in my beer can/bottle is an empty can/bottle

 

That why I don't drink wine!

 

Thinking I’m drinking a freshy I throw back someone’s chew can