what is your areas slang?

nope up here in carlsbad/leucadia/encinitas ares

 

Aaah yah im in north park - too far to surf!

 

Here around Philly we use the following:

Go F yourself. (Take your Rangers/Giants/Mets/Yankees ass back to New York)
Go F yourself. (Sir you just cut me off, you should be more considerate in traffic)
Go F yourself. (hi, I'm *blank* nice to meet you)
Go F yourself. (Hey, how you been?)
Go F yourself. (See you later.)

 

hahahahaha^

 

Go F yourself. (Thank you)

 

+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eybrows
Air buscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small


Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazzardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Fagadocious: super gay
Fagtastic: overly gay
Fagtician: professional ****
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese




Helmet Special: retardard
Himstitute: tranny prostitue
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their wasteband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Patch Adams: balding
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank
Skankaholic: guy who likes skanky chicks or an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slug: Ugly slut
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Syncronized Sucking : what aqua **** do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranimal: self explanitory
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"

 

fewol = fuel oil

 

Dude thats HELLA mean!!

 

I think you guys have just about covered everything that I say, or hear people sayin'.

 

Dees - like decent just an abbreviation and I hate it so I don't use it.

biggie smalls - chick with one boob bigger than the other

bounce - leave hella () fast

HELLA! - cause hecka sounds stupid

whip - the car you drive/came in

roll out - hop in the whip and bounce

 

That's the shit! - something that's awesome

Bro - something to call your friends

Go F yourself - pretty self explanatory right there.

 

bargin' - come or go in a rude, abrupt way

 

Being near Pittsburgh, there's way too much for a single post.

Check out this website. Most of it isn't distinct words, but instead just combining multiple words together to make one haha
http://www.pittsburghese.com/

 

Haggard - Ugly weak sloppy IE: Fords are so haggard
Worked - Beaten hurt wreaked IE: That Ford is so Haggard when it hit the guard rail it got worked

Pop - Soda (I'm a canuk what do you expect? You ask for soda up here you'll get Club Soda)

 

http://www.michigannative.com/ma_pronunciations.shtml

Plus the people I work with always pronounce the "S" in Illinois.....and when talking about Italian food they pronounce it "I-Talian".

 

Fuck I hate that.

 

Damn Skippy....Yes

Ex. Did you get laid last night...
Damn Skippy

 

yous - speaking to more then one person
Where are yous guys are going.

Acamee - Acme (supermarket)

Down the shore - (Jersey beaches) same as Up the mountains - (pocono mountains)
We are going down the shore for the weekend.

Down the way - (to the part of the city where illegal items/drugs are to be found)

Sandwich shop - ( any corner deli or establishment where hoagies or cheesesteaks are made)