what pisses me off thread

Great thread!

- People that spend 45 minutes at the drive-up ATM in front of me - IDIOTS

- People that pull into a handicap parking space that obviously don't need it

- People that smoke in non-smoking areas, especially theme parks

- Young 20 somethings that can't hold their liquor and act like three year olds.

- Privileged teens that try to look "gangsta" but end up looking "FAIL".

- Those ricers and the fart cans!

- "Donks" - those cars with the lifts and HUGE wheels - they're obsessed with style, ignoring function and aesthetics. - TRASH

- People with 4WD / OR vehicles that look at me weird and say "You took your truck off-road? You'll ruin it!" - Suck pouch, poser! Mine may be scratched up but it's doing what it was built for!

- People that wear their blue-tooth heads sets EVERYWHERE - REALLY - is it that damn important? Are you going to get a call while sitting there eating your burrito and you can't use your phone? Leave it in the car, butt wipe!

- The guys from Long Island with the slick hair, the chains, the "raspy voice" and the black wife beater shirt - I'm sorry if you're reading this and are offended. I think you're a douche. That's my opinion and nobody can take it away or change it.

- People that STOP in the merge lane. That's attempted murder through stupidity.

- People that take A LOT more than 20 items through the "20 items or less" lane.

- People that demonstrate / ruin the funerals of fallen soldiers. I want to make them bite down onto a parking block and stomp on the back of their heads.

- Country clubs where you have to dress / be a certain way. Pretentious.

- Undisciplined kids. "Somebody needs an ass-kicking...."

- Parents of undisciplined kids. "Somebody else needs an ass-kicking..."

- "Grills" you know, the jewelry people wear in their mouths. WTF?

- OPEC

 

1. People who use their cell phones while driving (or in the store, mall, restaurant, or any public place - I don't want to hear your conversation!)
2. People who only clean a little spot off their windshield when it snows or there is a heavy frost. Also people who don't clean the snow off the top of their car - I don't want it flinging back on me!
3. People who let their kids act like wild animals in public places. They just seem to tune their kids out and everybody else has to be annoyed by them.
4. People who don't use their turn signals.
5. People who don't turn their lights on when they have their wipers on. It's a law here, although may not be in all states.
6. COLD WEATHER!

 

for a fee......

he cant prove it plus he would be scared shitless of you. win win.

 

Booyah!!!!

 

OR


when you go to a specific place to eat a specific meal, and they are CLOSED.

 

Groups and organizations who plan their parades and rallies and speeches during the work week and f**k up parking and travel for those of us who have to work everyday. Why can't you give up your Saturday or Sunday? No, that would be too easy.

People who "repair" their vehicles with.........duct tape. You cheap bastards.

People who have multiple lawn ornaments. Are you growing them? Are they multiplying by themselves?

People who have a perfectly good driveway but feel the need to park on the street in front of your house.

My neighbor and his lazy-ass kids who refuse to clean up leaves until the following SPRING.

People who let their dogs roam free and whose dogs sh*t in my yard.

People who think it's perfectly acceptable to throw trash out the window as they are driving.

The pollen that seems to get worse right after I wash my vehicle.

Having to sh*t really bad and then finding out that some cheesedick MF sh*t all over the porta john seat. And there's only 1 porta john on the jobsite.

Getting my lunch delivered to the jobsite and the food is cold. What, it's a cold/hot ham and cheese?

Stopping at the 7-11 and the lazy ass newspaper deliverer isn't there yet. How hard is it to deliver newspapers at the same time everyday?

Wanting a Dr. Pepper really bad and the machine only has Diet ones.

 

people that they think they know what graffiti is all about..

people thinking graffiti is gang related (because 95% of graffiti in the world is not)

people who look at graffiti as vandalism only and not as an art

baker, california

people that cuss a lot

steezy snowboarders that wear double XL shirts under their jaket

chris bradshaw

the snowboard brand tech nine

people that say rap isnt music

people that hate me cuz i voted yes on propasition 8...

people that hate religion

my ex gf seran wrapping my brand new taco

crappy surf

people that think fishing is boring

people that think art is pointless

the california high school exit exam (im a senior and ive taken the math portion 5 times and i still havnt passed it)

people that arent gratefull with what they have

people that drive slow

scientology

when people dont say anything when u hold the door open for them

 

oh and boogey boarders

 

one more.. people that judge others on how they dress...

 

Gangsta's thing is a real pain in the ass, I'm 16 and I just laugh at all the white boys walking around in the gangsta clothing, pants around their ankles, a cigarette tucked ontop of their ear. (I live in one of the top 5 richest cities in Canada and to see this is just a joke, then they jump into a bmw benz lexus infiniti porsche etc)

The Ear "plugs" when they stretch their ear piercing to a zero gauge or bigger and then put a lime green, white, hot pink, yellow etc. piece of plastic shit in their ear.

Rtards who think its cool to put pencils, paper clips, nails, anything in their piercing.

Dumbshits who do the above, only during school because their parents will shit, so they spend the least amount of time in the house and every time they leave they put some misc object in their face. OR, come into first period construction and run upstairs to the nails cubboard and go get a nail out of the box to shove in the hole.

Bluetooth MF'ers goddamn working at a grocery store, this is a piss off when on the "floor" and they are talking, you think they may be talking to you. FK!

Dumbass women and men driving. I had a woman drive over a bright blue recycling bin last year while working on a friends car. 3 of us had to lift the rear end of the car and kick it out. (Grand am and she backed over it, it was stuck under the dead axle)

4 Cylinders
Front Wheel Drives
Compacts
Exhausts way to big for your car
Honduhhhs
MFin' ricers, yes I have a supra, its a 1984, and an I-6 not 4, and RWD, its got balls and class at the same time.
snow/ice
Not having a Tacoma
Mothers that do think making their son sell his project car and buy a volvo,jetta POS to SHARE with his brother will not make him pissed off.
Cancer-You asshole
Grillezz
Swangin' you tools think its "cool" to drive around hanging out of your car driving like a drunk, hell you're probably higher than a 737, get the fk off the road. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW2dgHp7UJw )

Spinners/Cars with 22inch+ rims.GTFO

For us Canadians, the people that get the 3M stick on air scoops from Canadian Tire
Probably available in the states too ^

Got more but I have to go to work so peace.

 

I thought of a few more today:

- People who abuse children - If you don't like kids, then don't have any. (I'm not talking about a well deserved smack)

- Any kind of pervert/rapist

- Murderers of any kind except for self defense

- Dr's who leave you waiting for HOURS and don't tell you how long it will be before you will be seen (or given an opportunity to reschedule)

- people you are talking to on the phone who say - hold on a minute, so they can answer their call waiting....

 

another one from me.......................assholes who toss cigarette butts out their damn car/truck windows!!! im a smoker...and i dont do that shit!!! they need an ass whoopin!!!

 

How did I forget this one....

People who have the stupid urge to first swerve their car in the opposite direction before a turn - as if they need to gain momentum to rotate a 500lb valve or something. I can't tell you now many douche bags have almost swerved to hit me only to turn away from me!

What's wrong with those people!? Two words - POWER STEERING - damn near everyone has it.

That gets my blood boiling....

 

my wife






no not really

 

that Sami has a b/f.


j/k

 

my g/f



not j/k

 

...periods...

 

bah, just lay a towel down and have at it...

 

Oh no, not that. Hasn't stopped anything.


Just the overall attitude we have to deal with.

 

that'a boy.