What the Duck would you do?

Good Lord man. That's almost as bad as my wife's car.

 

You should pass on the luv. Duck a Bronco.

 

Be nice! say thanks! Proudly display it, then when not around the giver re-gift it. I especially like the idea of Ducking a Pherd Bronco, but a real Bronco not the little sport thingy.

 

i think he should duck a toyota corolla. just to keep the whole theme of the shirt going...

i mean, what's the point in even owning a shirt like that if you're going to be a judgemental prick?

 

What's your problem ? The post was meant in fun to kid around about the duck thing - I wasn't judging her and said thank you but was just surprised because I thought the the duck business was a Jeep thing.

People that make personal attacks and name calling anonymously in forums such as this are are sick and have serious issues. Get some help I wish you the best you need it.

 

where would you suggest i get help?

i tried a therapist, they had trouble scheduling all the time i needed. there's also only so many times i can mow their lawn as payment.
i tried a church. they found out i was single and made me a to-do list of things that needed doing around the building because married people "are too busy", whereas of course, single people get an extra-secret bonus 48 hours a day that gets taken away once a ring goes on a finger.(who knew?!?)
i tried a bar. they just asked for more tips.
i tried yelling at kids stepping on my lawn, but my neighborhood doesn't have any kids. so all i got was sunburned.
i tried yelling at clouds, but they don't yell back, so it's sort of boring.

so now i'm just another random person shouting into the void online for my own self-pleasure, with the oddball exceptions of the echo's that return.

but don't worry, i'm much more of a cynical asshole in person. the post you responded to wasn't really a personal attack, it was just my uniquely twisted vocabulary coming out. it's really far more enjoyable to get a rise out of people and get to see the result in real life over this whole post-n-wait thing here.

 

I've been printing these out and randomly putting them around the house *not my pic. I plan to print a few on bases to face off against the ducks.

 

She sounds hot.

 

I wouldve taken the duck and put it on my dash. Ive had several jeep owners say nice to my mostly stock truck and just take the compliment

 

I seen a RV4 earlier this week when I was Stopped in traffic on Rt 30 with a row of Ducks on the dash.... I thought Hmmm.... Isn't that a Jeep thing

 

I never understood this idea myself either. When you are single you have to do all the house work like cleaning, laundry and cooking on your own, If you have a wife, husband or partner they usually help with some of the work but not always. I get from other people that single people don't have any domestic chores to do like married people do. The one benefit is you get to decide when to do those things and what to do with any Leisure time

 

Pay it forward to another Jeep owner when you come across them.
Joe

 

Put that sumbitch on a Tesla or even better a Cyber truck and watch the magic from afar!

 

I am giving it to my brother-in-law for his birthday who has a Rubicon that has never gone off pavement (something about warranties and body damage). I got points with my wife for suggesting it - if you you know what I mean so it's a win-win. Of course she doesn't know anything about Jeep vs Toyota off road stuff but hey it's the thought that counts which I think is pretty good on my part for being the judgmental prick that I am.

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IzvogqRYtkE?feature=share

 

Honestly, I think it was a nice little gesture. A change of pace for a messed up and angry society and we all know we need that.

I don't know what is worse; the Jeep ducking or the Moo-Moo Subaru

 

Duck and run!