What would you pay for BEAVER?

Okay, maybe not as bad as I thought....

Can you bill the land owner by the hour?

 

Gophers....
(or how to simulate kuwaiti oil fires at home)

Materials:
1) case of beer (6 left)
2) 2 dozen red shop rags. (1 rag per gopher hole)
3) 2 gallons of Gas.
4) matches.
5) Wife shopping.

Proceedure:

1) locate holes.
2) soak rags in gas.
3) Stuff holes with rags.
4) light match.
5) touch match (lit) to all rags in holes.
6) smile..
7) If rags fly into the air, repeat steps 2-6

Outcome...

No gophers for 4 years...

 

How much do you charge to tan the pelts and sew me an oh-so-warm beaver pet set cover?

 

Yeah I'll just invoice him for the whole ordeal. So yes it will be based on hours. Got the first beaver today, about 40 lbs

 

Haha and conveniently water proof! Oh $200 sound good? Tanning the hides is not fun!

 

Gotcha, that's the way to go if you can and when the time required is usknown. I've been in the trick bag a few times when people demand a quote and not an estimate.

 

I've been paying a fortune for beaver for the last 20 years of marriage.