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That there's a tree coon. They attack from above. Silently...breathlessly...going for the face and nether regions before stealing food from your pantry

 

Calm and ready panic mode????
It’s a fucking spider, not Mothra!

 

I agree with you. That guy was clearly embellishing.

 

I hate spiders. Especially when i don't see them coming. Tarantulas, fine. But these...no. If it were a snake? I'm fine with snakes....but i will burn this bitch to the ground for a spider

 

As opposed to the dreaded road coon. Dressed as a girl next door....long, braided hair, flushed cheeks, cute dimples.....posing as a stranded motorist to lure you in, cut out your tongue and swipe your cool Hey Dude shoes and your EBT card.

 

Won't do anything for that to happen. I have no other outlet for Crippled's Crappy Tech Tips.

 

Sorry deleted post. Wrong guy

 

I get it I think. You haven’t lived until you ride your dirt bike through the woods and get wrapped up by a banana spider and web!

 

Been a long day... only looked in. Thought I saw @CrippledOldMan
That was my first thought.
You are good afaik, but don't take any chances. Post what you need to in the PM and then we'll let you know if it can be put into gen-pop.

 

Next on: How I burned a forest down

 

you got it

 

Fuck off on that shit. Nothing like walking into a black widow web the have her start chasing you

 

You carry matches or old school rubbing sticks?

 

I just shoot or throw flares first now

 

The one web that me no likey! But so unique. You can feel how strong it is when it hits your face!

 

I'd start it with 2 sticks and magnesium if i needed to

 

I haven't punched myself in the face before, but i would throw hands at myself for that

 

I stepped around a pool filter and game on. She chased me for 4 ft. I don't mind spider, but like surprises even less.
Never seen one chase like that. Was tad unnerving

 

Morning all, back at it again.

coffee, I needs coffee.

 

Good Morning.