Whatever

Wouldn't want the cops to tie him up.

 

Down and dirty...

 

Long... I got time

 

Sweet Sue: Help! Help! He's tying me up again!
Villain: If you don't give me the deed to your ranch, I'll throw you on the railroad track
And then along came Jones
Tall, thin Jones
Slow-walkin' Jones
Slow-talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones

-Ray Stevens

 

they just ask me to hold their donut

 

FIFY

 

Tied up in a corn field? Yeah. Been there, done that.


Wooded areas in rural East Central Indiana are typically watched in this area for party activity. Do circumvent this inconvenience, we would simply roll out to a corn field, 100 or 200 yards into the middle. This kept the po po and the farmers off of our asses.

Girl I'm dating from a town over invites me to a corn field party, says there will be a hundred or so. 3 or 4 kegs. I decide to go. It's on her family's property, dad doesn't care much. In this field, there is an old tree stump that her family always used for whatever reasons, picnics, lunch when planting/harvesting. Its huge.

Party goes down great. Everyone is having fun. Tight tank tops with no bras, short (SHORT) cut offs....(and thats what the GUYS were wearing....lolololol Just kiddin. ) As parties do, this one got really interesting. Nudity ensues and some mutual trading off happens with a few of the couples.

Next day, I offered to come back out and help clean up. I meet "Veronica" at her barn and we jumped in an old farm truck and headed out to the stump. We get there and clean up a bit, red cups in trash bags, yada yada....cigarette butts and stuff. Kinda gross.

We sit down at the stump for a few hairs of the dog and she gets a bit frisky. Goes to the truck and retrieves a couple ropes. Ends up tying me to around the stump and debauchery follows.


Then she left me there to go get more trash bags. For like, 20 minutes. Comes back and round 2.






I miss those days.

 

You left out the details of the good part...

 

That's just...sick, twisted and perverted. I like that.

 

tmi GOT bad pictures

 

Rule 34 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure permits a party to request the responding party, within the scope of Rule 26(b), to produce for inspection designated documents and electronically stored information.

 

Really? Because I was picturing Barbie Benton in her Hee Haw outfit in Cornfield County.

<Insert "I'll Be In My Bunk" gif>

 

Give me an example please of what rule 34, Thank you Jay

 

like Pocahontas