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Mourning y'all...

 

Good morning all

 

Whatever.

 

No thanks

 

Good morning whateverererers.

 

Morning Whatevers

 

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I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer. The weights are too heavy. I’m giving my too weak notice.

good morning whateverers

 

Monday Inspiration.




Corona Sunrise

• 1 (12 ounce) bottle Corona
  
• 1 fluid ounce tequila
  
• 1 fluid ounce orange juice
  
• 2 teaspoons grenadine syrup
  
• 1 teaspoon lime juice

Directions

• Step 1
  
  Open the Corona bottle and drink to where beer is level with the top of the label.
  

• Step 2
  
  Pour in tequila, orange juice, grenadine, and lime juice. Place thumb over top of bottle, slowly turn upside-down and back up to combine.

 

Too weak notice...Not Accepted

 

Sounds pretty good. I might have to try it.

 

Me: “Grandma, have you seen my LSD?”
Grandma: “Fuck the LSD! Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!”

 

@Hobbs

 

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless

How do you get a musician off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

 

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said yes. All the other guys were at least a seven.