Whatever

Thanks guys

 

Okay, I get it. My state is proud to be the chili capital of the world. But there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed.

 

Yikes, I don't know about that one.

Someone gave me a cilantro vodka once and I pawned it off on a friend. It was sort of okay for bloody marys but not my cup of tea..or vodka.

 

The best food related alcoholic thingy I ever had was chocolate covered cherries with the liquid center being crown royal. Those were yummy. My sister found them in Dallas somewhere and brought them to me.

 

yummy indeed

 

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to carve our initials on a tree. I thought “Why did she bring a knife on our date?”

 

Tuesday @ Ladies Night

@Hobbs

 

Sex?? What is that?

 

I introduced my girlfriend to my mom.
She said “You can do better than that”
I said “But I love her!”
She replied “I was talking to her”

 

Exactly what are you implying Red??

 

oh....I see you voted.

 

Arguably, it's what you do with goats.

However, there are other ways.

 

Well, I don’t like to brag, but after many years of practice, I’m getting pretty good at the sex thing. In fact, I’m considering trying it with a partner.

 

Arguably.....


Pornhub!!! I’m a charter member!!!


Oh, uhh.... did I say that out loud??