Whatever

Cocktail sauce

Cock-tail sauce

 

Since that first experience, several years later we were returning from Pensacola Florida (family vacation) and we stopped at a friend's in Louisiana. We all went out to dinner then my friend suggested we go to the pub where they serve oysters. Just the three of us went, son,myself and friend. They were cooked open flame at the end of the bar, the taste was a little better but the texture was like it had lots of shell fragments in there. Needless to say, I'm still not a fan

 

I can solve it in three moves

 

Tsuro. Great game and super easy to play.

 

An American visited Hong Kong and had himself a great time in the brothels. A few days after returning home his penis started breaking out with a strange rash.
He went to the doctor. After doing some tests the doc told him…

“I’m afraid you’ve contracted a rare STD known as Mongolian VD. We don’t know much about it in this country.”

“Well can you give me a shot of penicillin or something?” The guy asked.

“Oh no” replied the doctor “We’re going to have to amputate”

“What?! Amputate my penis?! I’m going to get a second opinion”

So he goes to a Chinese doctor. Hoping he’ll know more about it.

“Can you help me Doc? My regular doctor wants to cut off my penis”

He examines him and replies “You have Mongolian VD. Very rare. But there’s no need to amputate. That quack just wants to make extra money.”

“What a relief! So what can I do for it?”

“Just wait a few weeks. It will fall off by itself”

 

You’re almost old!

 

I lost every hand

 

I have about an hour left and I will admit it's a lot better than I was expecting.

I didn't know it was almost 3 hours long, though.

 

So did I.

That's a funny-looking Scent of a Woman.

Have you watched Scent of a Woman yet?

Nobody wants a bunch of dirty Americans running around.

Too late.

 

Possibly tomorrow night. If you're good.

 

Car, Tundra, car, car, car, Tundra, Tundra.. I don’t know what I want for my next vehicle….

 

Tundra

 

Car.

 

Van

 

How was Scent of a Woman?

 

4runner?