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So, the guy goes in the confessional…

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned”

“What was the nature of your sin, my son?”

“Last week I went to get my hair cut. While I was there it started raining. I didn’t want to go out in the rain so I stayed and talked to the barber. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex”

“Well, say three Hail Marys and be forgiven”

“But that’s not all Father. 3 days ago I went for a cup of coffee. It started raining again and the barista and I ended up having sex”

“Say 4 Our Fathers and go and sin no more”

“But, that’s still not all. Yesterday I went to get my teeth cleaned and it started raining. The dentist and I ended up having sex. What should I do Father?”

“Say 5 Our Fathers, 3 Hail Marys and get the hell out. I hear thunder”

 

Story time with @Gritto nephew:
I had to make a delivery to this place out in the middle of nowhere. I’ve been there before and it’s at the top of a mountain with a one lane access road that’s a blast to drive a truck on. There is a soda machine there that has Yoo-hoo stocked in it. They were a buck a pop so I figured on getting as many as I had one dollar bills, three. I get over there and reach in my right front pocket to grab my money clip and it wasn’t in my pocket. I knew that I didn’t leave it at home because I go through the same ritual every morning and never forget anything. I was bummed out and left. I get back to the yard and parked the truck and went over to my taco snd put my cooler on the back seat and stood outside talking on the phone. I glanced down and what do I see but my money clip. I pick it up and immediately know something is wrong. I opened it to find 3 one dollar bills. I had 2-20’s, 2-10’s 1-5 spot and 3 ones but all that was there were the ones. There is one guy that parks by me and no one walks there so what would you think if you were me? Is he a kind and considerate mo’fucka for not taking it all or is he a calculating mo’fucka who figures that maybe I won’t know how much I had?

 

I want to watch the new Cinderella movie just because Camilla Cabelo is in it...

 

Bob

 

Cool adventure! And before I read it, was wondering if they were out there...nasty critters. It's not so much the bug itself but paranoia of lime disease

 

Tough question, if he were a truly kind mo'fucka he'd a taken the whole damn thing so's not to piss you off.

 

I know!!! Like 2.5 hours and nary a post, I figured be three pages behind as usual

 

I know what @FishnTx would be.

 

That's Bob ....... lotion.

 

@McRib

On my list, but not yet.

 

Ok. I’ll take your advice and drop him first thing tomorrow morning.

 

Do not!

 

Who is that?

 

I just assumed you were cool, my bad.

 

I have TWO!

 

the one on the left.

 

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails, knew it

 

I have one portable as far as the unit itself, plugs into the cigarette lighter. I haven't used it on my Tacoma and would have to come up with a different antenna because the magnetic base one left a mark on my other rig